Trump is going to try and appoint Mullin.

So dumb and even dumber! What is it with all of these yokels in this admin. He's probably never pressed a cross walk light button in his life.

they just have to be magats.

If the wheels of justice start turning again, she’ll want to be someplace where she won’t be extradited after the MAGA madness abates and she’s already soured most of her options in the Western Hemisphere.

I spit my beverage out when I read that too....

If she’d been wise, she never would have accepted that cabinet-level job in the first place.

At least Jim Bob and Billy Bob are separate words.

One word, two capital letters. Our tenuous relationship cooled significantly when I once called him JoeBlob.

I'm guessing there must have been a good reason for that.

In 45 years as a peds nurse practitioner, I saw many name choices that made me want to ask the parents, "Why did you do that to your child?" Ozymandias was one of the worst

I said in another thread, that I think was also about good ol' Markwayne, that my husband, a now retired pilot, once met a flight attendant whose parents couldn't decide between Barbara and Debra so named their daughter Bebra - YUCK!

Who named her baby Fallopia. She just thought it sounded pretty.

Like he stood up and started taking his coat off and all that and Bernie Sanders berated him right back into his seat.

Wish I'd seen it.

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Thanks for clip. I was going to look it up later but you saved me the trouble.

Dude is dumber than a bag of hair. Noem may be a shameless self-promoter, but MarkWayne gives imbeciles a bad name.

I thought you guys were joking about that dumbass Markwayne replacing her!

I guess Tuberville should've been on camera more last week.

He'll replace her with someone worse. Now back to Trump being a pedophile.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-says-kristi-noem-stepping-homeland-security-secretary-rcna248719

wtf?

as Mr. trump locates another Adderall-infected hairdo-that-talks. Because only the best... or something like that.

"Trump loves watching Mullin on TV, aides said, which played a role in the president’s decision to tap him for the position. Trump has called Mullin following combative interviews to praise him and White House staffers have often dispatched the senator to do cable news hits around big moments for the administration."

He actually did it! Bye bye Noem. How does your raw ass feel? Not to mention the knife 🗡️ in your back?

It's a Longshot, but doesn't this open up a senate seat? Not sure whether governor of OK can appoint replacement senator.

So much WINNING!!

Paul Rudnick:

Trump announced that Kristi Noem’s new title is Special Envoy to the Shield of Americas.

Also:
- Dowager Princess of Mordor
- Miss Colorado 5th Runner Up
- Klingon War Vessel Cadet
- Vice-Admiral of Maybelline
- Private Nurse to Nancy Mace

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Kristi has also been appointed as Special Envoy to Switzerland.

She will be the Noem of Zurich.

that during a hunting trip for illegals, Kristy showed "aggressive" behavior, went "out of her mind with excitement," and later attacked some local residents, acting like a "trained assassin". He added that Noem turned and "whipped around to bite" him when he intervened.

him to appoint Paxton or Cornyn to try to get out of holding a runoff. But then maybe Hunt would have just entered the runoff in their place? I guess no one got to 50%.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/politics/kristi-noem-trump-homeland-security-replace

Today I'm REALLY going to alarm you: according to CNN, Noem already has a new job lined up: to be the US Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. "Jim, what in hell is THAT?" It is a group of Latin American leaders working to bring forth what the White House's own Twitter channel calls the "Donroe Doctrine."

The National Interest magazine, which is extremely right-wing, describes the Shield of the Americas as a "right-wing South American alliance." I"m not providing a link to these guys but a quick web search will take you to their page. In essence, the Shield of the Americas is Trump's way of spreading Trumpian Extremism to the entire American landmass. The weird thing is, the article didn't make it seem like the author thought turning South America into a hotbed of right-wing extremism was all that good of an idea. (It may have something to do with the fact that when South American countries go right-wing extremist they tend to start gunning down innocent people in the middle of the street.)

Oh, don't worry, she really was canned. Her antics were becoming a political liability. But her firing gives Trump the ability to do two terrible things at once: get rid of someone the Dungeons & Dragons players would call "chaotic evil" and replace her with a "neutral evil" player character, and give her a new job that affords her the opportunity to do even more damage than she could at DHS. I suspect we're soon to learn Corey Lewandowski has been given a job in the Office of the Special Envoy, which would enable him to continue to take care of her particular needs.

Somebody got her goat!

Get off the government payroll. She's wasted enough of our taxpayer money.

I thought it sounded like a name a serial killer would have. Turns out there was a reason for that:

The Number of Murderers and Murder Suspects With the Middle Name ‘Wayne’ Is Insane

On the topic of infamous murders, few are wider known than serial killer John Wayne Gacy, the “killer clown,” who murdered almost three dozen boys and young men during the 1970s. Then, of course, there’s Elmer Wayne Henley—quite a bit lesser known than Gacy—who was sent to prison in 1974 for the spree of murders he committed alongside Dean Allen Corll. Then there’s Monty Wayne Lamb, serving a life sentence for a triple homicide in Dallas. And Alexander Wayne Watson, Jr., convicted of killing multiple victims.

We think you see the pattern: They all have the middle name “Wayne.” It seems coincidental, but “Wayne” turns out to be a really common middle name for both convicted (and alleged) murderers. So much so, in fact, that News of the Weird‘s Chuck Shepherd kept a running tally of them through 2008; and as of now, his list of killer Waynes has 223 people on it.

https://www.insidehook.com/culture/amount-murderers-murder-suspects-middle-name-wayne-insane

If it also applied to creeps who kill animals, maybe Noem's middle name is Wayne.

However she isn't out entirely, she's being moved to be special envoy to some nonsensical t is calling the sheild of the americas, that he will be announcing Saturday in someplace called Durial? Dorl? Florida. (Apologies to anybody in Florida, did not catch the place name)

She’s moving to some new position where she can cause immeasurable harm.

I you ask me, I think he dumped her because he thinks she's tanking his polling numbers!

Do they throw her in with the deal?

How about Corey Lewandowski?

With big fields where she can run and chase cows all day!!!

The Cory Lewandowsky thing was brutal. The dog killing. The goat killing. Not holding bad ice "cops" accountable for killing Americans and others.

So when will Bondi get the axe or does she know too much?

Link to tweet