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Orrex

(66,951 posts)
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 07:02 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Decades of inner decay finally breached the surface along his neckline?

Rotting neck-flesh could only distract so long from his infusion bruises?

Succumbed after RFK Jr's recommended application of neck leeches?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP
Overcome by flesh-eating bacteria? SheltieLover Tuesday #1
;-{)..... Goonch Tuesday #2
Please please malaise Tuesday #4
No but malaise Tuesday #3
These are so goddamn funny! LuckyCharms Tuesday #5
This one is the winner 😂😀😂 malaise Tuesday #7
'Oh, my! I just woke up and thought for sure the answer would be... hlthe2b Tuesday #6
Aw MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #21
Trampled to ded by a plaugue of his lemmings all wearing red hats. twodogsbarking Tuesday #8
When the CIA has had enough. Joinfortmill Tuesday #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #10
I have a dream surfered Tuesday #11
Works for me. niyad Tuesday #15
Soon... SheltieLover Tuesday #13
Now would be good. niyad Tuesday #14
Indeed! SheltieLover Tuesday #18
Necktie caught in blades of helicopter Blumancru Tuesday #12
Oedipus Barron. twodogsbarking Tuesday #16
yes niyad Tuesday #19
Come on Barron, get on it. twodogsbarking Tuesday #20
Satan took him in the Armegedon RainCaster Tuesday #17
How to make America Great again LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #22

malaise

(295,181 posts)
3. No but
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 07:59 AM
Tuesday

Hopefully today he’ll choke to death on one of his lies about the number of military deaths in the latest of his war crime sprees.

malaise

(295,181 posts)
7. This one is the winner 😂😀😂
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 08:22 AM
Tuesday

Succumbed after RFK Jr's recommended application of neck leeches?

twodogsbarking

(18,361 posts)
8. Trampled to ded by a plaugue of his lemmings all wearing red hats.
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 08:24 AM
Tuesday

They heard there was free beer.

niyad

(131,618 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 08:27 AM
Tuesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Blumancru

(255 posts)
12. Necktie caught in blades of helicopter
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 09:09 AM
Tuesday

Flung across the river like a big frozen dog turd on a rope. Realizes he has landed in a Blue State, croaks.
Mailorderia is free to have an affair with Chem Gargoyle.

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