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Orrex

(66,934 posts) Mon Mar 2, 2026, 08:20 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Lethal bowel impaction from having Lindsay Graham's head up his ass?

Taken out by Cuba because they can see what's next on Trump's murderous agenda?

Heartbroken that he hasn't yet been able to murder even more Iranian schoolchildren?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
Golfing at Mar A Lago SocialDemocrat61 Monday #1
Finds out that the missile proof curtains that he was behind when he watched the latest attack Blumancru Monday #2
Stroked out over the Clinton precedent resulting in impending subpoena re eps? SheltieLover Monday #3
"Joining the mass emigration/migration to Canada...My time as the national symbol is over. hlthe2b Monday #4
Snifff. Will miss the eagle. niyad Monday #15
Shattered like glass when a bus full of Washington National Opera sopranos fleeing to Maryland drove by the jls4561 Monday #5
Nice old memory there! niyad Monday #11
;-{)..... Goonch Monday #6
Stroked out as a chatbot Claude, furious over firing, changed all Pentagon directives about Iranian war to jls4561 Monday #7
Bowel impaction from Lindsay Graham...Bwaha! surfered Monday #8
Smothered by collapsing blankets Wicked Blue Monday #9
Nice one Orrex Monday #19
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #10
Soon... SheltieLover Monday #12
I have a dream... surfered Monday #14
8B share your dream SheltieLover Monday #16
It's gotta be something involving the bowels.... Blue Owl Monday #13
No but malaise Monday #17
Where are the spooks when you need them? Joinfortmill Monday #18
A question I have been asking for years. niyad Monday #21
Taken out by Iranian sleeper cell at his next rally. generalbetrayus Monday #20
Sink hole swallows Merda loco and it immediately fills with orange water. Now it is called Lake Trump. twodogsbarking Monday #22
Military invasion accident? CaptainTruth Monday #23
Air Farce One accidentally shot down by Kuwaitis WestMichRad Monday #24
Accidentally? generalbetrayus Monday #27
Orange Blob SchitzenPants mistakenly identified as party balloon Seinan Sensei Monday #25
No, not yet LetMyPeopleVote Monday #26

Blumancru

(252 posts)
2. Finds out that the missile proof curtains that he was behind when he watched the latest attack
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 08:27 AM
Monday

were not really missile proof.

hlthe2b

(113,578 posts)
4. "Joining the mass emigration/migration to Canada...My time as the national symbol is over.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 08:32 AM
Monday

Last one out, slam the door on ALL things MAGA!" sigh...

"Maybe one day sanity will return... Is he dead yet?"


niyad

(131,532 posts)
15. Snifff. Will miss the eagle.
Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #4)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 09:18 AM
Monday

Although, if Franklin had gotten his way, the turkey would have been the national bird. And now it reminds me to go check on the Decorah eagles.

jls4561

(3,052 posts)
5. Shattered like glass when a bus full of Washington National Opera sopranos fleeing to Maryland drove by the
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 08:36 AM
Monday

White House and hit a sustained high note?

(Or was it Memorex)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=KeeuT3ciqpI&dp_isNewTab=1&dp_referrer=serp&dp_allowFirstVideo=1

jls4561

(3,052 posts)
7. Stroked out as a chatbot Claude, furious over firing, changed all Pentagon directives about Iranian war to
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 08:40 AM
Monday

Operation Epstein Fury?

niyad

(131,532 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 09:04 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Blue Owl

(58,851 posts)
13. It's gotta be something involving the bowels....
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 09:10 AM
Monday

Just so spot-on for Captain Pantload….

twodogsbarking

(18,340 posts)
22. Sink hole swallows Merda loco and it immediately fills with orange water. Now it is called Lake Trump.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 10:10 AM
Monday

Seinan Sensei

(1,493 posts)
25. Orange Blob SchitzenPants mistakenly identified as party balloon
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 11:21 AM
Monday

By Customs and Border Protection
As he walked along a White House rooftop

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