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deminks

(11,516 posts)
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:27 PM Sunday

WTAF? 🍊 killed all the Iran replacement candidates?

Awesome. Just awesome.

Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) 2026-03-02T03:14:17.098Z


Awesome. Just awesome.

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Insert is a report from Jonathan Karl stating that 🍊 told him that he had candidates lined up in Iran but they were all killed in the first strike.

Did AI tell them to do that or did they do that on their own?
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WTAF? 🍊 killed all the Iran replacement candidates? (Original Post) deminks Sunday OP
To state the obvious, killing the regime change replacements is the opposite of "so successful" unblock Sunday #1
Nobody Dare Tell Stupid that.. Unless it's Cha Monday #19
He meant line of succession moonscape Sunday #2
Yes. Trump is not saying the people HE "lined up" were killed. AZJonnie Monday #17
It was sloppy reporting moonscape Monday #18
I have a great idea, gab13by13 Sunday #3
Hilarious but maybe even a possibility . vapor2 Monday #14
I hear Shah Jr. is available multigraincracker Sunday #4
Nepo Shah can go screw himself n/t Cheezoholic Sunday #6
I can't understand why anyone would think that's a good idea Renew Deal Monday #16
He's never stepped foot in Iran, or ran anything at all SamuelTheThird Sunday #9
His grandpa and poppa are why we ended up with regime change. czarjak Monday #21
Maduro's available leftstreet Sunday #5
Maybe They'd Take Trump/Vance? Lotta Gold Over There... ForeGoneLegsBirne Monday #23
And apparently a huge load of antimony. woodsprite Monday #24
"Ma'am, I don't know what you're complaining about. We got rid of the patch of kudzu in your yard." tanyev Sunday #7
Leaning towards thinking it will be prezeshkian SSJVegeta Sunday #8
It's going brilliantly! Trump thought of everything! Ocelot II Sunday #10
Don't believe a word Trump says, including that Prairie Gates Sunday #11
*WildCard Historic NY Sunday #12
*that The Dotard knew/was briefed about RockRaven Monday #13
do you place any stock in this 'report' at all .. ? stopdiggin Monday #15
I don't believe this for one minute because they moniss Monday #20
Even if it is true... Layzeebeaver Monday #22
They had no plan Johnny2X2X Monday #25
That was the plan OC375 Monday #26
The "plan" was just to bomb Iran into the Stone age GreatGazoo Monday #27

unblock

(56,141 posts)
1. To state the obvious, killing the regime change replacements is the opposite of "so successful"
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:30 PM
Sunday

Really it's more of a debacle, catastrophe, or fiasco.

Or in military terms, FUBAR.

AZJonnie

(3,524 posts)
17. Yes. Trump is not saying the people HE "lined up" were killed.
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 01:00 AM
Monday

Don't know where that assumption in the OP came from

Also, key words "is saying" which of course means it's guaranteed bullshit.

moonscape

(5,680 posts)
18. It was sloppy reporting
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 01:14 AM
Monday

by Jonathan Karl, giving the wrong impression. I saw the clip this came from just now, in another DU thread, where Karl’s body language gave the wrong impression. He didn’t clarify.

Still, even for T, saying success we took out our own plans would be weird!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221061298

gab13by13

(31,922 posts)
3. I have a great idea,
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:35 PM
Sunday

Since Jared Kushner was the guy tasked with creating peace in the ME, why doesn't Krasnov issue an EO and let the Iranian people know that Kushner is going to be President of Iran, no negotiations.

Kushner's first edict will be to proclaim that Iran is now a secular government, no mixing of religion with state seeing as how bad it is turning out in the US.

Krasnov said that Jared will be greeted with rose petals and a statue of him in downtown Tehran.

vapor2

(4,313 posts)
14. Hilarious but maybe even a possibility .
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 12:10 AM
Monday

Looks like Jared has failed his mission however.

tanyev

(49,069 posts)
7. "Ma'am, I don't know what you're complaining about. We got rid of the patch of kudzu in your yard."
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:40 PM
Sunday

"And no, we won't pay you for also burning down your house."

RockRaven

(19,084 posts)
13. *that The Dotard knew/was briefed about
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 12:08 AM
Monday

We're talking about a guy who doesn't read, gets picture book briefings which must include mentions of himself to keep him awake.

How deep in the depth chart do you really think his briefings/knowledge went?

stopdiggin

(15,314 posts)
15. do you place any stock in this 'report' at all .. ?
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 12:13 AM
Monday

From the perspective of Trump having any true knowledge - or moreover, the slightest inkling toward veracity, even if he did so .. ?

Because my immediate take away is to call for a whole truck load of salt ...

moniss

(8,954 posts)
20. I don't believe this for one minute because they
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 01:36 AM
Monday

trotted out the son of the last Shah many weeks ago and he was claiming he's "ready to lead" etc. They were never going to go for anything other than a puppet.

Layzeebeaver

(2,285 posts)
22. Even if it is true...
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 02:08 AM
Monday

It doesn’t matter, there is always a line of succession in Iran. The government is both highly distributed and also deep.

If they killed all the .”candidates”, it just means they they don’t know who is boing to take over. And therefore there is no idea what this person will be like.

Only added another dimension of unknowns.

Great work guys… (not!)

Johnny2X2X

(23,987 posts)
25. They had no plan
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 08:09 AM
Monday

They were emboldened by kidnapping Maduro and thought these strikes would topple Iran's leaders so they could install someone who would hand over Iran's natural resources to their friends. They figured the people they saw protesting would do the heavy lifting.

One of the main miscalculations was that Iran doesn't have a viable opposition group that is armed and can make a real dent against the government. The best we could have hoped for is someone from the Supreme Leaders inner circle would take over and come back to the negotiating table.

Now it's chaos and no one knows what comes next.

OC375

(687 posts)
26. That was the plan
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 09:33 AM
Monday

Kill the government, let someone else sort it out. Complain about not being thanked. Full stop. I don’t believe there is anything else to the plan.

GreatGazoo

(4,544 posts)
27. The "plan" was just to bomb Iran into the Stone age
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 09:48 AM
Monday

and then divide the country so that it cannot re-emerge as the biggest regional power.

Gonna bomb until they run out of bombs.

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