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Aviation Pro

(15,440 posts) Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:18 AM Saturday

So, when is little Barron going to be commissioned

As a two-star general? I figure it’s a matter of days since he’s such a military genius like Vasily Stalin.

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So, when is little Barron going to be commissioned (Original Post) Aviation Pro Saturday OP

Probably inherited the bone spurs. And doesn't want to be sucker or loser vet. And mommy won't let him go. dutch777 Saturday #1

Unfortunately, his bastard is 6'9" too tall for military service Coldwater Saturday #2

Waivers are a thing Aviation Pro Saturday #7

Did he flunk out of college? Diamond_Dog Saturday #3

Or pick up Tom Selleck's reverse mortgage baton. Xavier Breath Saturday #5

Aren't Russian adherents Field Marshalls? rurallib Saturday #4

His granddaughter is 18 - time to enlist and do her patriotic duty! Arazi Saturday #6

Yes put him in something silly like his old man wore... Drum Saturday #8

dutch777

(5,019 posts)

1. Probably inherited the bone spurs. And doesn't want to be sucker or loser vet. And mommy won't let him go.

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:21 AM

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Coldwater

(1,225 posts)

2. Unfortunately, his bastard is 6'9" too tall for military service

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:22 AM

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I believe the height limit is 6'8"

Aviation Pro

(15,440 posts)

7. Waivers are a thing

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:48 AM

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David Robinson served honorably at 7’0”.

Diamond_Dog

(40,285 posts)

3. Did he flunk out of college?

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:23 AM

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He can always hawk health insurance on the tee vee…..

Xavier Breath

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5. Or pick up Tom Selleck's reverse mortgage baton.

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:35 AM

Saturday

rurallib

(64,647 posts)

4. Aren't Russian adherents Field Marshalls?

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:32 AM

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I get so confused anymore

Arazi

(8,843 posts)

6. His granddaughter is 18 - time to enlist and do her patriotic duty!

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:36 AM

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His grandson is 17 and Im sure this war will still be raging for him to join up next year

Drum

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8. Yes put him in something silly like his old man wore...

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:53 AM

Saturday

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