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Orrex

(66,930 posts)
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 06:54 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Assassinated by Iranian agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Venezuelan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Minnesotan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts? SheltieLover Saturday #1
I'd rather it were him Marthe48 Saturday #2
Just fucking assassinated by anyone for literally any reason at all. 2MuchNoise Saturday #3
He is begging for assassination Grim Chieftain Saturday #24
;-{).....2028 Goonch Saturday #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #5
I have a dream that he just dies soon! surfered Saturday #6
Rfn would be perfect SheltieLover Saturday #12
Soon... SheltieLover Saturday #11
Fell off his high horse and was trampled in the stampede. twodogsbarking Saturday #7
Exploding chicken nugget placed by Blumancru Saturday #8
If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron Submariner Saturday #9
No but he and Netanyahu mountain grammy Saturday #10
What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran TBF Saturday #14
He and bibi just did. niyad Saturday #17
Wouldn't doubt bibs is in the trumpsteins Clouds Passing Saturday #22
Same here. ehud barak certainly is. niyad Saturday #23
Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus... MiHale Saturday #13
ohhhhhhh, good one. niyad Saturday #16
He unmasks my dark side... MiHale Saturday #18
He has done that for many people. niyad Saturday #20
My hope, my wish, my prayer... surfered Saturday #15
... Harker Saturday #19
I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo. lark Saturday #21
"It is coming, you detestable orange blob... It is coming!" hlthe2b Saturday #25
When I wish for a superpower it's usually telekinesis. Ocelot II Saturday #26
If his head explodes we'll know who to thank. jls4561 Saturday #28
The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines Wicked Blue Saturday #27
Day can't come soon enough mvd Saturday #29
Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens" TexasTowelie Saturday #30
Someone told him mercuryblues Saturday #31
No but malaise Saturday #32

SheltieLover

(79,474 posts)
1. Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts?
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:19 AM
Saturday

Stroked out watching President Clinton's post deposition interview? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221054623 )

Threw a fatal tantrum over President Biden's SC speech, in which he accused tsf of having a "weird obsession with Barack Obama?) ( https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-trump-favorability-combative-speech-south-carolina-rcna261085 )

Fatal heart attack over the fact that his minions set a precedent deposing President Clinton, one which will bite him in his diaper?

Marthe48

(23,000 posts)
2. I'd rather it were him
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:27 AM
Saturday

Than 40 + Iranian school girls.

Or who knows how many victims in American cities

Or who knows how many victims on a boat

Or who knows how many victims of rape





niyad

(131,495 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:19 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Blumancru

(252 posts)
8. Exploding chicken nugget placed by
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:39 AM
Saturday

unknown agent. The spouses of higher officials are suspected, as most are foreign born (American women won’t have anything to do with them).

At least thirty people claim credit, so the actual perp is never determined.

Submariner

(13,326 posts)
9. If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:41 AM
Saturday

Melanoma will eliminate her ex-husband for us.

mountain grammy

(28,922 posts)
10. No but he and Netanyahu
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:45 AM
Saturday

Just bombed Iran. His kill rate is going up. He’s determined to start WW3.

TBF

(36,298 posts)
14. What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:12 AM
Saturday

all to get attention off HIS role in the Epstein affairs.

Donald, we know what you did.

MiHale

(12,885 posts)
13. Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus...
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:04 AM
Saturday

that flourished in his ‘swampy area’ and worked it’s way throughout his fetid body.

lark

(26,034 posts)
21. I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:42 AM
Saturday

Hopes and prayers

Wicked Blue

(8,812 posts)
27. The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:35 AM
Saturday

while asking myself, "Is he dead yet?"

The next thing I say is "Dammit!"

I wonder if his Board of Peace will chastise him for starting a war.

Nah, they'll just award him the Trump Peace Prize.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest?

TexasTowelie

(126,742 posts)
30. Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens"
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:45 AM
Saturday

So that they could cut out the "take me to your Leader" bullshit and begin the anal probe immediately. Patient deceased from hemnoraged colon and galactic war declared by aliens because of the stench.

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