Don't know what I was thinking?

You say Chappaqua and I say Chatauqua

You say Chatauqua and I say Chappaqua

Chappaqua, Chatauqua

Chatauqua, Chappaqua

Let's call the whole thing off

(I couldn't resist)

I expect that to go about as well as today. I hope he takes them to the woodshed.

and in roundabout ways that touch on various themes before circling back to the main answer...

I so want to see it.

And, "My mama said..."

They are so cowardly

And it's clear who won the gold medal this time around. She always makes them look like the fools they are.