Or maybe someone bangs the gong from The Gong Show.

But if he goes off the rails as he is likely to do, maybe it's better if everybody gets to see him in all his glory so nobody can pretend he's sane.

The alchemists responsible for determining his meds are juggling dosages as we speak.

of just how broken the country truly is.

I'm guessing the meltdown will be rated somewhere between Chernobyl and China Syndrome on the nuclear scale.

It may well be an uneventful speech…unless catcalls come raining down…or he actually pays attention to the victims of his Epstein/ Trump raping party business.

If that’s the case then all bets are off…may as well parade him out in a body bag so when he explodes at least it’s contained.