Private equity firms on Wall St will now administer it. It will cost more, but at least there won't be anymore fraud!"

(FACE IT, that's the objective with the "fraud" lies)

I'm down a suit size. I feel terrific!"

The Original Worst Sentence he has uttered, from which all manner of treason and sundry crimes stemming from gross criminal abuse of office spring, along with innumerable examples of gross criminal dereliction of duty.

I could be wrong, but I don't expect some sudden "hoax" that he has dreamed up.

He'll get that whiny voice going: "They said I could do ____. But I did do it and look at the results! "

Everything will be "better" or "bigger" and then he'll lapse into bitchiness.

He could add that the military will pull all voting machines and original ballotts if he (orange assface) thinks there's been fraud - aka any area that votes against him.

He ran on the price of groceries. If he says this, swing voters that voted for him because of inflation will know that he's lying.

Just like Saddam Hussein's 1979 purge of the opposition party in the Iraqi parliament.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear him call them liars or too ugly for anyone to want to molest or both.

Calling it all a HOAX.