"I'm the Designated Survivor and will abstain, thank you very much!"

although the instrument in mind could readily be provided by any of the countless cattle ranchers who he has screwed with his tariffs.

I’ve gotta a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night when he realizes the vast majority of people in his own country and across the planet hate him. Here comes the flop of the century.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

What better time than on national TV?

Being the fabulous showman that he is, what better opportunity to dazzle billions of people by making our collective dream come true tonight at the SOTU.

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From Washington DC. : President Trump died at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time, 2 o'clock Eastern Standard Time, some 38 minutes ago. Interment will be in the Potamac River with the rest of the shit. And that's the way it is.

It's noted that a hundred TRILLION prayers for his death have been counted. He denies this, so a recount is now proceeding!

“It’s time to move on!” Entire audience responds “So move on!” So he does.

A snow plow named Abolish ICE is summoned to move the bloated carcass before RFK Jr can carve it up and load it in his car.
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