The best words! The most beautiful of words! The same 100 words, repeated over and over for two hours!!!

I will pop popcorn to see him implode on DVR, after I finish watching any-other-show-on-TV.

The Democratic Alternative is a good choice to watch live. Because I root for the home team.

They fear Abbie and with good reason.

Peopel who watching can count the number of people he will insult

Likely a much shorter list

And he’ll insist it’s gonna be bigger and better and splashier than ever before, EVVERRR !!!

Sounds like a good time to check the ol’ litter box and make changes as needed. Our cats do appreciate a clean “bathroom”.

Two he won't insult

Putin

Xi

As though it's a two way street, not him bellowing and haranguing.

I have a cousin who shares many of trumps traits and habits. She would ring me and bleat, "I need someone to talk to" until I replied that no, she was looking for someone to talk AT.

He'll more likely stick it to the teleprompter (and whoever else is nearby)

Maybe one day he will put on his big-boy pants and behave as an adult... but today is not that day. The bar he sets is: I'm not going shit my pants on national television." That's it... nothing else.

He and his He-Man Woman Haters Club will call it that succes. "See? He didn't shit his pants on national television! He's the greatest Preident ever!"

Maybe they will find another old stick or button.

Three-hour babble fest about his greatness incoming.

“… gone full Castro.”

Like it!

Is whether Kim Jong Un would be a better match.

...couldn't have imagined the irony of electing a (so-called) leader like Trump who gives interminable, Third-World-dictator-style speeches on the regular. We used to be a country that ridiculed such things.

Those Cubans in Miami have missed perhaps the most obvious similarity between Trump and Castro: their penchant for giving utterly interminable speeches, in Trump's case often filled to the brim with petty grievances. It's a similarity that I couldn't help but notice when Trump just couldn't give up the campaign even after becoming President. Somehow, we had elected a leader that behaved exactly like those we ridiculed during the Cold War.

We promise America, no Kid Rock halftime!

of epic proportion.
He will make a total ass of himself because,
what else can he do?
I’m hoping it does even more damage to him and his presidency and there are more calls to apply the 25th amendment.

usually only heard at Festivus.

One card for people insulted, two cards for lies, one for self-aggrandization, and maybe one more for just plain weird crap (UFOs, whales done in by windmills, electric sharks, etc.).

I'm using Bingo because if you made this a drinking game, a lot of people would be passed out within the first fifteen minutes.

We've all seen upper Trump. He talk and talks and talks . . . Hard pass.

Start a thread with tomorrow.

Seems like that's the last bit of American democracy he's got left to shit all over.

long awaited Captain Queeg moment. And may the populace awaken from its too long somnambulant state.

JD Vance and Speaker Johnson, one salivating, one rending his suit in lamentation

I doubt he is a good actor. Both the President of the Senate and the Speaker of the House would need new pants, for different accidental emissions.

We can only hope…

But then again, I think Depends products come in large (or adult) size, too, don’t they?

Make those gop/maga fucks suffer through it.

NO SLEEPING!

in addition to the Scaramucci. The DSE Depends Saturation Event.

Vance leans over to Johnson as they sit behind him on the dais, and says: "Brace yourself. This is gonna be a 3 DSE speech."

I’ll wait for the recap from the daily show lol

But I'll have him on with no sound in case he drops dead l wouldn't want to miss it

That's my bet on how long the speech will be.

Anyone else?

for him, but the attention and adoration will sustain him so he can go the distance!

…is 5 seconds too long.

Or dying of boredom

If you watch this disaster, here is what you will hear

The more he wears down, the more likelihood he will slip up and divulge something.

they were good. tRump's will be sheer torture.

which knowing this ahole could take forever

followed by feats for strength....Not watching


it would take that Clockwork orange eye opening machine and 10 people holding me down to watch it and even then....