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highplainsdem

(61,175 posts)
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 08:45 PM 13 hrs ago

The author of this satire wants people to share it

But be sure to give Kris Holland credit. What he wrote here was recommended by a friend, an AI critic who's an expert on copyright.

LinkedIn page:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kris-holland-mafic_satire-openai-encylopediabritannica-activity-7430979742067032064-tUNs

Kris Holland
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𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙉𝙚𝙬𝙨 – OpenAI acquires Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. and it’s subsidiary, Merriam-Webster in order to resolve all copyright lawsuits in one stroke.

Since the original release of ChatGPT, OpenAI has been widely accused of copyright infringement for industrial-scale ingestion of the entirety of human knowledge and creation. In order to solve this problem once and for all, OpenAI has acquired both Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc., and Merriam-Webster, and, with it, the rights to the entirety of the English language.

“As I’ve said previously, it is impossible to train today's leading AI models without using copyrighted materials. We have spent immense time and treasure trying to find a way around this problem that wouldn’t cost us several trillion dollars,” said Sam Altman in a statement. “We asked our most advanced and unreleased version of GPT what the solution was, and the solution was elegant, and only cost $8M in compute. It told us to buy Encyclopædia Britannica and Merriam-Webster—own the encyclopedia and dictionary, and thus own all copyrighted material via transitive properties. Absolute genius.”

The deal, which dramatically overvalued the companies at $16B USD, is set to close Friday.

Swiss financier Jacob E. Safra, the owner of Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. since 1996, was heard giggling profusely, but otherwise had no comment.

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More at the link. Although Holland says to feel free to share it, I'm not sure that means I can copy all of what he wrote.

Which I loved. Especially the bit about financing.

Btw, one of the comments posted on LinkedIn was about Encyclopaedia Britannica and Merriam-Webster actually suing Perplexity AI for copyright infringement - something other publishers have noticed Perplexity specializes in.

https://www.courthousenews.com/encyclopaedia-britannica-and-merriam-webster-claim-copyright-infringement-by-ai-startup-perplexity/

I've posted threads here on Perplexity ripping off magazines and then, while providing a link to articles, burying the direct link to what they stole under an assortment of less relevant links.

Perplexity is now ripping off its paying customers, too, as I explained in this thread today:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221039651

GenAI is such a dishonest industry...
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The author of this satire wants people to share it (Original Post) highplainsdem 13 hrs ago OP
The rightful heirs of Jesus H. Christ have sued all false xians for using his preachings w/o permission. erronis 12 hrs ago #1
umm, kris?? "its" (possessive) not "it's" (contraction). niyad 12 hrs ago #2

erronis

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1. The rightful heirs of Jesus H. Christ have sued all false xians for using his preachings w/o permission.
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 09:25 PM
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