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Orrex

(66,897 posts)
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 08:26 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Taken out by secret Netflix operatives in an act of self-defense?

Pushed from the deck of the "hospital boat" bound for Greenland?

Taken out by vengeful Car Shield spokesperson?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Finally looked in the mirror after being asked if he was pregnant... hlthe2b Yesterday #1
Bwaaaah malaise Yesterday #13
Picked a fight with the Supreme Court SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #2
I had similar thoughts. surfered Yesterday #3
Nicely played malaise Yesterday #14
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #4
I have a dream... surfered Yesterday #5
Today would be good. niyad Yesterday #6
Yesterday would have been better surfered Yesterday #9
So very true. niyad Yesterday #11
79 yrs ago would've been better SheltieLover Yesterday #22
You win! surfered Yesterday #27
Poster child for birth control SheltieLover Yesterday #30
Haha Joinfortmill Yesterday #34
Hold the vision SheltieLover Yesterday #21
If only bdamomma Yesterday #26
Heh! electric_blue68 22 hrs ago #35
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #20
Abducted by aliens disguised as 13 year-old girls who look like Ivaaaanka. twodogsbarking Yesterday #7
Bwaaaah malaise Yesterday #15
No but malaise Yesterday #8
Indeed! surfered Yesterday #10
Proper descriptive words! electric_blue68 22 hrs ago #36
Agree malaise 22 hrs ago #37
Pushed from the deck of the "hospital boat" bound for Greenland? malaise Yesterday #12
I like that image. surfered Yesterday #16
ROFL malaise Yesterday #18
Perfect! SheltieLover Yesterday #23
No, but if Trump was in Florida, then we can legitimately say that someone tried. TexasTowelie Yesterday #17
All they do is lie malaise Yesterday #19
But he is in DC, talking to puke governors, and threatening Greenland. niyad Yesterday #28
Sadly not yet that we know of, but plenty of time left today! SheltieLover Yesterday #24
I love your optimism! Grim Chieftain Yesterday #25
In keeping with the spirit of St. Orrex of Perpetual Optimism's daily post SheltieLover Yesterday #31
Falling column from US Supreme Court building. Sneederbunk Yesterday #29
trump really looks old and ill LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #32
I pick 'just fucking dead'. Joinfortmill Yesterday #33
Brioni company gets tired of hearing him brag about wearing their suits "off the rack" Blumancru 22 hrs ago #38

hlthe2b

(113,435 posts)
1. Finally looked in the mirror after being asked if he was pregnant...
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 09:07 AM
Yesterday

by his OWN staff...So, he'll be hibernating with a McDonald's stockpile-until the inevitable...

niyad

(131,107 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 09:30 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(18,216 posts)
7. Abducted by aliens disguised as 13 year-old girls who look like Ivaaaanka.
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 09:41 AM
Yesterday

He jumped right in the spaceship.

Blumancru

(246 posts)
38. Brioni company gets tired of hearing him brag about wearing their suits "off the rack"
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 07:33 PM
22 hrs ago

and ruining their business. The idiotic long red ties are annoying too. A guy named Guido “takes care of it”..
I don’t know what rack he gets them from. Maybe the hippopotamus rack.
PS, I have nice suits, Kiton, Hickey-Freeman, Martin Greenfield, Gieves and Hawkes, and Brioni among them. Brioni makes great suits.
Don’t let the fact that he wears them put you off.

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