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jmowreader

(53,027 posts) Fri Feb 20, 2026, 02:58 PM Yesterday

I have a very strange question which may not be all that appropriate...

...but is your Mile High Club membership application valid if you have a bed installed in the airplane?

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I have a very strange question which may not be all that appropriate... (Original Post) jmowreader Yesterday OP

I think the requirement is that you have to do the deed in an airplane bathroom, Ocelot II Yesterday #1

I've been told the shamelessness part was the important one jmowreader Yesterday #2

You just gave me a stomach churning image of Noem and Lewandowski doing it in the toilet. jls4561 Yesterday #3

Gross, I literally just ate róisín_dubh Yesterday #4

Are you asking for Krusty Gnome? lastlib Yesterday #5

Ocelot II

(129,952 posts)

1. I think the requirement is that you have to do the deed in an airplane bathroom,

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Feb 20, 2026, 03:00 PM

Yesterday

which requires more flexibility, dexterity and shamelessness than a mere bed.

jmowreader

(53,027 posts)

2. I've been told the shamelessness part was the important one

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 20, 2026, 03:05 PM

Yesterday

jls4561

(2,991 posts)

3. You just gave me a stomach churning image of Noem and Lewandowski doing it in the toilet.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 20, 2026, 03:07 PM

Yesterday

Can only steady myself by envisioning them turning into blue ice when the pilot hits the “flush all now” switch. I will write my congressperson to recommend that such a switch be installed on all DHS planes.

róisín_dubh

(12,290 posts)

4. Gross, I literally just ate

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 20, 2026, 03:20 PM

Yesterday

And now I want to 🤮 up my delicious döner kebab

lastlib

(27,905 posts)

5. Are you asking for Krusty Gnome?

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Feb 20, 2026, 03:26 PM

Yesterday

(K.L.A.Noem)?

If you are, the naswer is HELL, no!"

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