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What do you think Trumps spawn (Jr, Ivanka, and Eric) will do when he finally kicks the bucket? I mean, look at what they allowed him to do when their mother died - burying her on a golf course.
Its clear to me that they really dont like Trump ( who does?). What will they allow Melania to do as far as his funeral and final resting place is concerned?
On second thought, theyll probably find some way to either rip off the government or get the rubes to give them money for his burial.
I dont want him to die anytime soon. I would rather he had some kind of debilitating condition that would allow his children to put him into some far away facility where he can marinate in his own feces for the next ten or fifteen years.
Deuxcents
(26,288 posts)no_hypocrisy
(54,672 posts)or just plain hid it around the world under LLC's) will lawyer up.
Let the games begin.
Fiendish Thingy
(22,642 posts)Who are you leaving out? Melania?
no_hypocrisy
(54,672 posts)Fiendish Thingy
(22,642 posts)Or that she isnt in the will at all?
chowmama
(1,054 posts)And for a big enough paycheck, she'll be happy to go. It's not like she likes them or the family business. She'll be in a position to hold them up for a lot of $$.
wcmagumba
(5,926 posts)They will claim his standing as CIC merits his burial there...disgusting...
Tree Lady
(13,170 posts)Because it's guarded and people will pee and poop on it.
Deuxcents
(26,288 posts)Cemetery with a big shrine and mausoleum. Maybe a big arch at the entrance with an eternal flame in gold and his MAGA volunteers to watch over it all
ColoringFool
(506 posts)Alephy
(148 posts)MustBeTheBooz
(359 posts)Jared will have his Saudi buddies.
Ivanka will have her Goya beans, copyrights, fashion knockoffs, and Jared.
Beavis and Butthead will have their Russian businesses.
And Tiffany will have her coush apartment - unless Melania or Barron wants it, of course. But isnt her husband stupid wealthy? So yeah, who gives a shit.
My only hope is they all end up in prison. But its a foolish hope.
Fiendish Thingy
(22,642 posts)They will battle over who gets to use the family name and Donnies likeness.
Ilikepurple
(527 posts)He obviously has his favorites, but I dont think hed trust any of them with free rein to direct his assets. I wonder who he feels he can trust to be trustee and follow his rules. Maybe well see our first AI trustee built on the past statements and actions of the trustor? The estate planning, probate, and subsequent administration of the trust would make the best drama filled estate planning based tv show ever. Who knew Tiffany had it in her? Perhaps the second season could be Wills and Estates: Indictments, Disgorgement, and Covfefe.
usonian
(24,372 posts)Which Putin holds.
GaYellowDawg
(5,085 posts)I wish they'd light a giant funeral pyre for him and float it down the Potomac, and jump into the pyre in fits of grief.
greatauntoftriplets
(178,775 posts)NewHendoLib
(61,749 posts)Metaphorical
(2,611 posts)if he kicked the bucket tomorrow. I'll be honest - I have no particular reason to believe that he will be treated with anything other than kid gloves for the rest of his life, because as the Epstein files are now revealing, the man has blackmail material on far too many people. That's how people like Trump operate.
So frame the OP question differently. What happens afterwards?
* Trump, Jr., is a cocaine addict, and has pretty much burned out any remaining brain cells.
* Eric is probably trying to be the favored child, no doubt plans a career in politics, but given everything else, I think he'll find it almost impossible to get out of Trump's shadow.
* Ivanka is far more focused on her businesses after getting burned back in Trump's first term, which is a big part of the reason she's all but disappeared in the last year.
* Tiffany just wants to be left alone.
* Barron played up the young heir apparent for a while, but frankly, I think he was forced into it by dear old dad.
Trump's fortunes are based largely on his ability to blackmail others, and the real danger for him from the Epstein files is that he is losing that ability as people are forced into the spotlight.
My gut feeling is that when daddy kicks the bucket, his estate is going to be entailed six ways to Sunday before his body is even interred. Yes, there will be squabbling over who gets what, but whether there's actually anything left by the time he's done remains to be seen . Truth Social will die with him. The bribes and "gifts" will come out in the inevitable investigation. Assets will likely be seized by multiple governments. His crypto accounts will likely fall to zero overnight because no one wants to get caught money laundering or passing bribes in the inevitable investigation. Most of his properties were sold long ago to cover other debts.
Tree Lady
(13,170 posts)And they find proof of the rest of what he did with Epstein if they all get sued from a hundred different cases and lose most of their inheritances. It won't matter to the girls but the sons it will.
CrispyQ
(40,859 posts)& secured something significant for her & Barron.
oasis
(53,492 posts)IcyPeas
(25,244 posts)people trying to curry favor from trump?
Trump should be buried in a shithole.
GoCubsGo
(34,812 posts)Well, Ivanka and Tiffany, anyway. I don't think their brothers are smart enough to do the same. They will also go after each others' throats, since they hate each other as much as they hate their father. I'm betting they all eventually wind up in prison, along with Lara and Jared. Although, it wouldn't surprise me if Beavis or Butthead got offed by someone they screwed over.
purr-rat beauty
(1,149 posts)Trump assets are going to be snatched to pay for damages or destroyed by the populace
Faux pas
(16,254 posts)at the golf course next to their mommy
Emrys
(9,013 posts)then charge people $1,000 a shot to touch the hem of his baggy trousers.
When the novelty of that wears off, it could be $1,000 to give him a bunch of fives in the kisser, $10,000 for a boot square in where his nuts were rumoured to be, or for the really kinky MAGAts, $100,000 for a night of total seclusion with his husk, no questions asked.
GoodRaisin
(10,831 posts)S/V Loner
(9,511 posts)There will be no one to protect them.
dem4decades
(13,928 posts)vapor2
(4,223 posts)jmowreader
(53,033 posts)A mausoleum will be built and Trump's remains, embalmed with the eyeballs replaced with glass ones, will be placed on display in a glass casket located within.
choie
(6,836 posts)because hopefully the DOJ under the next Democratic president will prosecute them for stealing the treasury.
struggle4progress
(125,850 posts)about the fireworks they want at Donny's funeral
BigMin28
(1,845 posts)have a say. I guarantee Step Mommie Dearest has locked in a deal for herself and Barron. She'll make sure they are left with nothing from Stinky.
OAITW r.2.0
(31,874 posts)Maybe his porn pResidential library, too.
C_U_L8R
(49,200 posts)NotASurfer
(2,367 posts)Tiny bits in acrylic for some obscene price. Easy grift, huge built in market.
Of course it will ultimately turn out the total volume of tiny bits is equivalent to the weight of all the Quarter Pounders served at a moderately busy McDonalds in a week. Easily hundreds of times the mass of the deceased. Of course it will be a scam. Of course the die-hard supporters will call math a lie, or the results proof of a miracle
Orrex
(66,896 posts)Volaris
(11,595 posts)And I will BURN SHIT DOWN before I allow THAT to happen.
Easterncedar
(5,940 posts)Maru Kitteh
(31,486 posts)As long as they find a few suckers . . . All of it will continue in a painfully slow cycle until they are displaced by some other force of idiocy working on behalf of the global oligarchy. The grift, the posturing, the circus, the mind-numbing stupidity . . . all of it.
The only thibg that I think will be immadiately diminished is their ability to inflict cruelty at scale, as they enjoy now. The rest will continue until their efforts find no purchase. Then, the Drumpfs of the future will have to find . . a JOB.