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Someone needs to tell Trump there's a treasure map on the back of the Declaration today will lead join to a like a gold. Plotting how to steal that would keep him busy for the next three years.

to retrieve the special glasses.

where, if I remember correctly, they went looking for a map written in invisible ink on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

takes a long time for the ink to appear

How delightful to know that any of us can access the founding documents in their earliest drafts!

So what's another hundred years, give or take?

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this guy will get a following. Because the monsters among us will believe anything that makes others' lives miserable. And there are a lot of monsters.

A third toast would have been Elvis.

(I'm exposing my old age to mention Elvis.)

That's definitive. 😂 😡

Smith-Corona typewriters and microfilm machines, Pretty much need X Ray spec to read them after 250 ;years

They had to fly in the micro film machines all the way from France and 1776.

they had a factory in Bowling Green

Thanks, AOG!

Comforting... but chilling...

They will show us the Constitution and on the back it WILK verify what this guy said. Of course, the verification will be in black sharpie. No one will ever know how it got there!

How desperate are these people?

Leading with evidence of a super-duper revelation about a Constitutional reading/interpretation on elections (of course), then referencing Pillow Guy's involvement is the tell of the century, a neon sign reading FALSE.

As in Pinocchio-false, pigs flying through the bright blue sky false, Trumpy-Dumpty false.

The bigger, more outrageous the lie the more the rubes will believe it. At least that's been the theory pre-Epstein cover-up, a strategy that's worked for Trump.

It will be interesting how many MAGAs will take the bait. Also, who will actively push this horseshit, go shoulder-to-shoulder with Lindell.

The craziness never ends!

Is there anyone anywhere who isn't a complete nut job or racist, fascist POS that supports Trump. This has gone far beyond ridiculous.

Like when he asserted that Congress intended for the 14th Amendment to only be enforced by statute, even though parts of it have been enforced by the courts, frequently and with major effect, without relying on statute.

Constitutional Law scholars have parsed and dissected the Constitution for quite some time but they never found this important nugget but a retired hotel manager, (from Florida, no less!), found it.

Right. Got it.

Because scholars and experts are unnecessary, even suspect in a culture where the ordinary Joe and Karen can do their own research and feel happy, fully confident in the results. Particularly when those results line up with their personal suspicions and beliefs.

Freedumb fully defined.

We can all feel your pathetic desperation.

"The federal government will provide all healthcare services for residents"

I was going to say something about Nicholas Cage but I see they mentioned it.

Loony tunes