I will go and see it if I am paid $100 per hour to do so, including my travel time. I will never pay to watch it.

$800 or so should do it.

It would take that long for the nausea to fade. Just a scad over colonoscopy prep time.

Amazon could sweeten the deal with free shipping for life.

Would have been pretty compelling. From Eastern Block model to illegal immigrant in the US. Contacts from the KGB. Worked as an escort and porn model before being trafficked by Jeff Epstein where she met and married the eventual president of the US and became First Lady while in an open marriage.

Now I can’t say I haven’t seen the movie.

to actually make the movie. Well, that says a lot right there about the rest of the film*. This wasn't about making money though, remember. Just a Bezos "feeding the grift machine" move.

*I say this realizing that a number of great** movies were made on far less of a budget. Clerks only cost like $250k, IIRC.

**Opinion, certainly

I think it was always expected to be a flop

the 35 million in promotion was solely for MF's eyes (and I doubt that was the actual expenditure).

Bezos could give a flying fuck if it's a "flop". Profit had NOTHING to do with its purpose in being made.

But at least it gives her core audience some more footage (and less grainy) to watch.