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Orrex

(66,884 posts) Mon Feb 16, 2026, 09:58 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Blood pressure hits 50,000?

Followed medical advice as prepared by an AI?

Executed in Somalia after confirmation by the RNC?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

On a happier note, I'd like to thank all of the generous DUers who gave me Valentine's hearts this season. Thank you for this kind and thoughtful gesture!

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #3

Always! SheltieLover Monday #19

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #18

We must be getting close. Rehearsals for his State Funeral have begun. surfered Monday #2

ROFL malaise Monday #9

... SheltieLover Monday #20

Not until after he whacks Massie with frog poison dalton99a Monday #4

Or has him fall out a window....defenestration. surfered Monday #6

Even Charlie Brown wants to know. generalbetrayus Monday #5

God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter... MiHale Monday #7

No but malaise Monday #8

50,000 you say? underpants Monday #10

During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat. twodogsbarking Monday #22

I had never heard that and I'm a big Jaws trivia fan. underpants Monday #25

Didn't know that MustLoveBeagles Monday #29

Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat. twodogsbarking Monday #31

Jaws @ 50 was a great documentary underpants Monday #36

After you have watched it once and then many times you realize how good the acting was. Even the small parts. twodogsbarking Monday #37

Even the townspeople underpants Monday #38

I finally got to see Jaws on the big screen last year MustLoveBeagles Monday #39

Yes! Hugin Monday #35

Hope springs eternal CaptainTruth Monday #11

Snorted adderall from RFK Jr.'s toilet seat. OGBuzz Monday #12

Well played! surfered Monday #15

You win the thread today malaise Monday #28

... MustLoveBeagles Monday #30

RFK Jr replaces his critical medication with peptides and hydro injections? Initech Monday #13

Please Lord take him in your loving hands Blue Owl Monday #14

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel surfered Monday #16

May it be so!!! Right now would be good. niyad Monday #26

Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy? SheltieLover Monday #17

Now I lay me down to sleep. I hope that karma gets the creep. If he should die before I wake. I only hope that the twodogsbarking Monday #21

Mysteriously succumbs to secretions from a poison dart frog Wicked Blue Monday #23

... Harker Monday #24

Billions disappointed at the news today... But (happier), these guys make me "get" curling! hlthe2b Monday #27

That's so cute 🥺 MustLoveBeagles Monday #40

I feel the rage! True Dough Monday #32

I'd know that face anywhere! Is he still around? And, yes, the rent (and everything else) is TOO DAMNED hlthe2b Monday #33

Don't know. Sorry! True Dough Monday #34

Happy Presidents Day LetMyPeopleVote Monday #41

niyad

(130,976 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:01 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

On a positive note, you deserved the hearts for this daily moment of sanity.

surfered

(12,583 posts)

3. Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:03 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(78,898 posts)

19. Always!

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:11 AM

Monday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(78,898 posts)

18. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:10 AM

Monday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(12,583 posts)

2. We must be getting close. Rehearsals for his State Funeral have begun.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:03 AM

Monday

malaise

(294,699 posts)

9. ROFL

Reply to surfered (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:27 AM

Monday

😂

SheltieLover

(78,898 posts)

20. ...

Reply to surfered (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:11 AM

Monday

dalton99a

(93,141 posts)

4. Not until after he whacks Massie with frog poison

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:04 AM

Monday

surfered

(12,583 posts)

6. Or has him fall out a window....defenestration.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:14 AM

Monday

generalbetrayus

(1,657 posts)

5. Even Charlie Brown wants to know.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:06 AM

Monday

MiHale

(12,833 posts)

7. God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:21 AM

Monday

Enough!…was heard distantly as God resumed his walk.

malaise

(294,699 posts)

8. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:26 AM

Monday

This should hasten the proceedings😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221024476

underpants

(195,774 posts)

10. 50,000 you say?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:32 AM

Monday

Link to tweet

?s=20

https://www.democraticunderground.com/119818598

twodogsbarking

(18,176 posts)

22. During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat.

Reply to underpants (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:28 AM

Monday

That is where the line originated. It was a joke. Robert Shaw was a great actor and person. His son carries on the legacy.

underpants

(195,774 posts)

25. I had never heard that and I'm a big Jaws trivia fan.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #22)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 12:13 PM

Monday

MustLoveBeagles

(15,462 posts)

29. Didn't know that

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #22)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 01:02 PM

Monday

Thanks for the info

twodogsbarking

(18,176 posts)

31. Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat.

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #29)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 01:13 PM

Monday

They were packed in and the water shoved them all over. Filming must have really been a challenge.

underpants

(195,774 posts)

36. Jaws @ 50 was a great documentary

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #31)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 02:23 PM

Monday

From the Bruce’s breaking down in salt water to sailing boats wrecking setup or active shoots to the studio finding out they were writing the next days script every night.

Dreyfus was on Letterman years ago telling about how everyone in Martha’s Vineyard had transistor radios set to the movie’s radio frequencies. Just walking down the street when not shooting he’d hear “The sharks are working but the boat is sinking” to just the opposite. Either the boat was sinking or the sharks weren’t working at any given time.

twodogsbarking

(18,176 posts)

37. After you have watched it once and then many times you realize how good the acting was. Even the small parts.

Reply to underpants (Reply #36)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 02:43 PM

Monday

Each character was so spot on.

underpants

(195,774 posts)

38. Even the townspeople

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #37)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 03:07 PM

Monday

A whaaaat?

My daughter still cracks up at that every time

Hooper: Can tou tell me if there’s a good hotel or restaurant on the island?
From the crowd of would be shark hunters: Yeah. Walk straight ahead.

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MustLoveBeagles

(15,462 posts)

39. I finally got to see Jaws on the big screen last year

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #31)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 03:57 PM

Monday

Before I'd only seen bits of it on TV and it was always the same bits! I'm so glad I saw it properly. An excellent movie. It was even in 3D.

Hugin

(37,696 posts)

35. Yes!

Reply to underpants (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 02:13 PM

Monday

CaptainTruth

(8,123 posts)

11. Hope springs eternal

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:48 AM

Monday

OGBuzz

(145 posts)

12. Snorted adderall from RFK Jr.'s toilet seat.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:59 AM

Monday

surfered

(12,583 posts)

15. Well played!

Reply to OGBuzz (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:07 AM

Monday

malaise

(294,699 posts)

28. You win the thread today

Reply to OGBuzz (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 12:49 PM

Monday

MustLoveBeagles

(15,462 posts)

30. ...

Reply to OGBuzz (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 01:02 PM

Monday

Initech

(108,222 posts)

13. RFK Jr replaces his critical medication with peptides and hydro injections?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:01 AM

Monday

Blue Owl

(58,717 posts)

14. Please Lord take him in your loving hands

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:02 AM

Monday

Then, with all your might, pile-drive his rotten, screaming entity head-first onto a molten-covered stalagmite in the flaming bowels of hell

surfered

(12,583 posts)

16. Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:08 AM

Monday

😄

niyad

(130,976 posts)

26. May it be so!!! Right now would be good.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 12:34 PM

Monday

SheltieLover

(78,898 posts)

17. Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:09 AM

Monday

Perhaps time to rewatch Weekend at Bernie's?

Crushed into a spot of toxic orange goo in KS Tornado's daily Condensed News Cartoons post about ruskie ASSets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221024540 )