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Orrex

(66,878 posts)
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:31 AM Sunday

Is he dead yet?

Proved that "suicide is only one option?"

Rage-induced coronary when he couldn't find the Superbowl on tv today?

Vaporized by space laser reflecting off of foil party balloons?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sunday OP
Accidentally zapped by a laser? SheltieLover Sunday #1
Found murdered in the Lincoln bedroom SocialDemocrat61 Sunday #2
No, he isn't yet, but Submariner Sunday #3
Wow! Now I have something else to look forward to! Orrex Sunday #20
Sadly, no. surfered Sunday #4
Shot down by The Red Baron? twodogsbarking Sunday #19
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sunday #5
Soon, from possible dart frog poisoning if there is a merciful God surfered Sunday #7
If god were merciful, we would not be in this mess! niyad Sunday #10
Good point! surfered Sunday #11
Right now would be good! SheltieLover Sunday #13
Actually any time would be good DeeDeeNY Sunday #24
Agreed, Dee! SheltieLover Sunday #25
Soon... SheltieLover Sunday #12
Died after Venezuelan Secret Service secreted a pair of Dart Frogs into his underwear surfered Sunday #6
I see what you did there malaise Sunday #9
No but malaise Sunday #8
If ETTD, then someone tell him (Gag Warning) Raine1967 Sunday #14
No rational person WestMichRad Sunday #15
Recalled home by his OGBuzz Sunday #16
Failed to realize (as the cats of the world unite)... hlthe2b Sunday #17
I think Robert Frost would approve the changes. twodogsbarking Sunday #18
Abducted by aliens? BigmanPigman Sunday #21
Poo Tin conspires with Blumancru Sunday #22
Nope ABC123Easy Sunday #23
Not as of 1 pm Washington time in the US irisblue Sunday #26
trump is not well LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #27

SheltieLover

(78,830 posts)
1. Accidentally zapped by a laser?
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:32 AM
Sunday

Possibly...pedofelonrapistslob has been mia for a while, and I doubt he's going for a gold medal in playing Where's Waldo.



Submariner

(13,303 posts)
3. No, he isn't yet, but
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:40 AM
Sunday

in the investigation of Trump’s death, if your name comes up as his cause of death from something like a stroke, because he heard your name as the author of the “Is He Dead Yet?” thread on the internet, I’m going to get Sen. Angus King to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize, the Medal of Freedom, and The Congressional Medal of Honor.

Think Sargent York, Audie Murphy, Orrex!

niyad

(130,928 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:51 AM
Sunday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,549 posts)
7. Soon, from possible dart frog poisoning if there is a merciful God
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:55 AM
Sunday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

WestMichRad

(3,103 posts)
15. No rational person
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:22 AM
Sunday

… thinks that today would be too soon for news of his demise.

Even my cat agrees!

OGBuzz

(137 posts)
16. Recalled home by his
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:31 AM
Sunday

'father' when it was accidentally revealed to the world that those cankles are actually cloven hooves.

hlthe2b

(113,378 posts)
17. Failed to realize (as the cats of the world unite)...
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:40 AM
Sunday

that cats HATE oranges (and orange blobs)...

twodogsbarking

(18,147 posts)
18. I think Robert Frost would approve the changes.
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:57 AM
Sunday

Some say he will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if het had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Blumancru

(243 posts)
22. Poo Tin conspires with
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:32 AM
Sunday

De facto President Miller and Mailorderia to mix polonium and the smegma of the poison dart frog with his tartar sauce. He fires one last bottle of ketchup at the wall and threatens one last lawsuit, then he belongs to the ages….

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