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mahatmakanejeeves

(68,940 posts) Sun Feb 15, 2026, 07:33 AM Sunday

What is Corey Lewandowski's job exactly?

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What is Corey Lewandowski's job exactly? (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Sunday OP

lol lapfog_1 Sunday #1

Yup -- official DIC...dick in-chief. Amazing how this less-than-attractive dude allegorical oracle Sunday #9

Doing to the US what he's doing to Noem. Ew...in both cases. jls4561 Sunday #2

A semi-sentient buttplug superpatriotman Sunday #3

Noem's Boy Toy MineralMan Sunday #4

Secretary Noel's Dildo bottomofthehill Sunday #5

Male escort? Norrrm Sunday #6

I'm gonna guess... purr-rat beauty Sunday #7

Blanket retriever. Swede Sunday #8

And garbage remover. milestogo Sunday #10

Technically, I believe it is personnel director Fiendish Thingy Sunday #11

Burn. area51 Sunday #12

Cock in the dock? Just waiting...like a spider.... allegorical oracle Sunday #13

Whore Blue Full Moon Sunday #14

lapfog_1

(31,822 posts)

1. lol

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 07:41 AM

Sunday

Under Secretary... or On Top of Secretary... Assistant for Secretary Services...

No matter the job title... he is a dick.

allegorical oracle

(6,373 posts)

9. Yup -- official DIC...dick in-chief. Amazing how this less-than-attractive dude

Reply to lapfog_1 (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:06 AM

Sunday

manages his swordsmanship. In the first term, he was dogging Hope Hicks. Given that he's married, it must be an "open" arrangement.

jls4561

(2,982 posts)

2. Doing to the US what he's doing to Noem. Ew...in both cases.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 07:43 AM

Sunday

superpatriotman

(6,829 posts)

3. A semi-sentient buttplug

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:02 AM

Sunday

Who peaked in grade school

MineralMan

(150,970 posts)

4. Noem's Boy Toy

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:04 AM

Sunday

bottomofthehill

(9,364 posts)

5. Secretary Noel's Dildo

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:13 AM

Sunday

Instead of battery, she went MANual

Norrrm

(4,538 posts)

6. Male escort?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:06 AM

Sunday

purr-rat beauty

(1,145 posts)

7. I'm gonna guess...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:15 AM

Sunday

...fuckboy for KLAN

Swede

(38,935 posts)

8. Blanket retriever.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:27 AM

Sunday

milestogo

(22,871 posts)

10. And garbage remover.

Reply to Swede (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:08 AM

Sunday

Fiendish Thingy

(22,587 posts)

11. Technically, I believe it is personnel director

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:10 AM

Sunday

He’s in charge of all hiring, as well as his other “duties”

area51

(12,614 posts)

12. Burn.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 01:29 PM

Sunday

allegorical oracle

(6,373 posts)

13. Cock in the dock? Just waiting...like a spider....

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Sun Feb 15, 2026, 01:36 PM

Sunday

Blue Full Moon

(3,326 posts)

14. Whore

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 02:26 PM

Sunday

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