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Orrex

(66,891 posts)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 06:53 AM Feb 13

Is he dead yet?

Contracted measles from some unvaccinated "pro-life" rally or another?

Fell when RFK Jr tried to snort coke off of the toilet seat while he was using it?

Stroked out from a life of shameless excess and self-indulgence, but have you seen the DOW?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Feb 13 OP
Crushed by immensity of his falling popularity? SheltieLover Feb 13 #1
or that floating blood clot.... samnsara Feb 13 #2
Black lung trying to stoke up the USAF's all new coal powered F47? Hugin Feb 13 #3
No but malaise Feb 13 #4
or JD GopherGal Feb 13 #35
Kristi Noem saw only the back of his head from behind and DeeDeeNY Feb 13 #5
Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House... MiHale Feb 13 #6
No, but he's one day closer. cloudbase Feb 13 #7
Today wouldn't be too soon! WestMichRad Feb 13 #8
Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut. twodogsbarking Feb 13 #9
"Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..." hlthe2b Feb 13 #10
That is precious 💕 MustLoveBeagles Feb 13 #20
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE niyad Feb 13 #28
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 13 #11
I have a dream. surfered Feb 13 #14
Now would be good. niyad Feb 13 #25
Yes! Rfn! SheltieLover Feb 13 #32
The whole world shares your dream! SheltieLover Feb 13 #31
Our dream. surfered Feb 13 #34
Soon... SheltieLover Feb 13 #33
Mike Johnson is in charge or picking up El Trumpo's hand if it falls off. All hands on deck. twodogsbarking Feb 13 #12
Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same no_hypocrisy Feb 13 #13
Feel better soon soon MustLoveBeagles Feb 13 #22
Trip over one of his butt kissers Tree Lady Feb 13 #15
Good luck! Do the therapy! surfered Feb 13 #18
I guess they thought I was walking pretty good Tree Lady Feb 13 #29
Glad to hear you are doing so well. SheltieLover Feb 13 #30
I am doing good but spoke to soon Tree Lady Feb 13 #36
Still sending healing vibes to you. SheltieLover Feb 13 #37
Boy me to that would be best love Tree Lady Feb 13 #38
Breathe deeply SheltieLover Feb 13 #39
Healing vibes for a quick recovery MustLoveBeagles Feb 13 #23
Healing vibes headed your way for swift and complete recovery. niyad Feb 13 #26
Bit by bit keep getting better! electric_blue68 Feb 14 #40
No but he Gordcanuck Feb 13 #16
It would be justice if he choked to death on coal dust LymphocyteLover Feb 13 #17
No, goddammit. Joinfortmill Feb 13 #19
... Harker Feb 13 #21
Sorry to say NO, but i heard he was served a summons, to appear bluestarone Feb 13 #24
We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Feb 13 #27

DeeDeeNY

(3,945 posts)
5. Kristi Noem saw only the back of his head from behind and
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 07:15 AM
Feb 13

thought he was a dog. So she had to shoot him.

MiHale

(12,838 posts)
6. Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House...
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 07:18 AM
Feb 13

Cried himself to death upon realizing he received no Valentines Cards because everyone hates him.

Bawhahahahahahaha

twodogsbarking

(18,196 posts)
9. Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:13 AM
Feb 13

ICE Barbie tried to fight them off but they chewed her to shit bits.

hlthe2b

(113,419 posts)
10. "Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..."
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:19 AM
Feb 13

(yeah, there are moments when the narcissism gives way to longing- even for this orange monster)





for the kitty & puppy love on display!

niyad

(131,024 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:22 AM
Feb 13

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,609 posts)
14. I have a dream.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:32 AM
Feb 13

Blood clot, rushed to Walter Reed, family called in, announcement, champagne. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

twodogsbarking

(18,196 posts)
12. Mike Johnson is in charge or picking up El Trumpo's hand if it falls off. All hands on deck.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:26 AM
Feb 13

no_hypocrisy

(54,666 posts)
13. Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:29 AM
Feb 13

head cold from Hell that I have.

May be die in misery.

Tree Lady

(13,162 posts)
15. Trip over one of his butt kissers
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:37 AM
Feb 13

And can't handle the pain of hip surgery replacement and takes too much pain meds.

Ok I am recovering from hip surgery and it's been painful, more so because of fracturing my hip. I totally wish T could feel the pain I have had, no way could he handle it being such a baby.

I always thought when he goes he deserves some type of pain for all he has caused.

Tree Lady

(13,162 posts)
29. I guess they thought I was walking pretty good
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 01:50 PM
Feb 13

In hospital because pt lady said I don't need pt just walk. I did read about a few lying in bed a wiggling feet and sliding up and down.

I was in pretty good shape before this and will continue my better bones and balance class in April. Teacher thinks I will heal faster because of doing that.

SheltieLover

(78,973 posts)
30. Glad to hear you are doing so well.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 02:25 PM
Feb 13

I suggest doing the pt anyway as there are lots of muscles not used much in just walking.

Tree Lady

(13,162 posts)
36. I am doing good but spoke to soon
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:06 PM
Feb 13

To make it seem easier than it is. I had bad pain day today but I survived it. Heard first week the worst, tomorrow day 7.

Tree Lady

(13,162 posts)
38. Boy me to that would be best love
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:25 PM
Feb 13

Gift to myself. Been long time since I had to deal with pain this bad, had back operation in 2000 after a lot of pain. It's a mental thing.

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