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I hate waking up to bad news every morning.

On the other hand: His day is coming!

After hearing it was about the Guthrie kidnapping I told my wife, that not the breaking news I want to hear.

For them, It was just a bridge too far.

He made quite a splash.

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Apologies to Carl Perkins and that white shaky guy.

after the 'Trumpstein Files' were finally re-branded 'The Trump Files feat. Jeffrey Epstein' in recognition of the million times that his name appears in them.

no one with a million references is innocent.
Bestie Jeffrey is calling him.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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After his Kankles exploded

But the friendly space aliens are on their way to help!

Edit to add that this is my 14,000 post, I wouldn't have thought it would have been about potential alien saviors!

The dancing in the streets worldwide will prob feel like an earthquake.

Could be, who knows?
There's something due any day
I will know right away, soon as it shows
It may come cannonballing down through the sky
Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose
Who knows?

It's only just out of reach
Down the block, on a beach, under a tree
I got a feeling there's a miracle due
Gonna come true, coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is
But it is gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock
Open the latch!
Something’s coming, don't know when, but it's soon
Catch the moon, one-handed catch!

Around the corner
Or whistling down the river
Come on, deliver to me!

Will it be? Yes, it will
Maybe just by holding still it'll be there
Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy
Meet a guy, pull up a chair!

The air is humming
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach
Down the block, on a beach
Maybe tonight!

I take some comfort in knowing that with every day that passes we're one day closer to being rid of that vile creature.

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