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MineralMan

(150,914 posts) Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:41 AM Saturday

My Wife Made a Suggestion for Naming Things after Donald Trump

She had two ideas I thought were perfect:

Donald J. Trump Sewage Treatment Facility
Donald J. Trump Landfill

He'd be so proud of himself, I think.

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My Wife Made a Suggestion for Naming Things after Donald Trump (Original Post) MineralMan Saturday OP

Trump Fleet Enema no_hypocrisy Saturday #1

Trump Diapers, guaranteed to hold a pant load and a half. Think of the marketing opportunities. dem4decades Saturday #12

Name all the men's public restrooms at performance or travel venues spooky3 Saturday #2

What? Conjuay Saturday #6

:-) spooky3 Saturday #9

To add to the theme proposed Jarqui Saturday #3

Hilarious 👍👍 TommieMommy Saturday #4

Psychiatric hospitals for the criminally insane. sop Saturday #5

Interestingly enough, the definition of "to trump" means Jerry2144 Saturday #7

Don't forget about circuses and insane asylums. nt Shermann Saturday #8

. dalton99a Saturday #10

Instead of septic tanks... S/V Loner Saturday #11

Donald J Trump Methane Bio-generation Plant eShirl Saturday #13

no_hypocrisy

(54,616 posts)

1. Trump Fleet Enema

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:44 AM

Saturday

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Slogan: Who Gives A Shit?

Slogan #2: I don't give a shit, do you?

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dem4decades

(13,894 posts)

12. Trump Diapers, guaranteed to hold a pant load and a half. Think of the marketing opportunities.

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 7, 2026, 11:13 AM

Saturday

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spooky3

(38,418 posts)

2. Name all the men's public restrooms at performance or travel venues

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:48 AM

Saturday

After him, so that they can picture his presence as they do their business

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Conjuay

(2,990 posts)

6. What?

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Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:54 AM

Saturday

"Donald J Outhouse?

('Cause you know he'd steal the plumbing)

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spooky3

(38,418 posts)

9. :-)

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Sat Feb 7, 2026, 10:10 AM

Saturday

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Jarqui

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3. To add to the theme proposed

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:51 AM

Saturday

Donald J. Trump Toxic Waste Dump

Always thought his face on a urinal cake might sell well
And probably why he'll be encased in concrete when he shrivels up and expires

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TommieMommy

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4. Hilarious 👍👍

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Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:51 AM

Saturday

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sop

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5. Psychiatric hospitals for the criminally insane.

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Sat Feb 7, 2026, 09:51 AM

Saturday

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Jerry2144

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7. Interestingly enough, the definition of "to trump" means

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Sat Feb 7, 2026, 10:07 AM

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slang (intr) to expel intestinal gas through the anus

He is a loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. This needs to be made more mainstream, just like Santorum became mainstream

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