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Orrex

(67,404 posts)
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:16 AM Feb 2026

Is he dead yet?

Crushed by a toppling 22 foot golden idol?

After proving that taxes aren't certain in life, found out what is?

Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Feb 2026 OP
Scenes we'd like to see Submariner Feb 2026 #1
Bwaaaaah for the goats😀 malaise Feb 2026 #2
No but malaise Feb 2026 #3
Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?. SheltieLover Feb 2026 #4
As many holes I have in his voodoo doll, he should be dead. Emile Feb 2026 #5
Baaahahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 Feb 2026 #16
There used to be Trump voodoo dolls... Dulcinea Feb 2026 #17
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 2026 #6
Soon... SheltieLover Feb 2026 #7
Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Feb 2026 #10
Waiting is tiresome... SheltieLover Feb 2026 #12
Agree 😡 surfered Feb 2026 #15
An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper. twodogsbarking Feb 2026 #8
Lovely visual! niyad Feb 2026 #9
The White House Ballroom Will Rival Versailles surfered Feb 2026 #11
"Mama told me about the goats and said 'soon!'" hlthe2b Feb 2026 #13
He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody Buddyzbuddy Feb 2026 #14
Bitcoin crashed on his nasty little head Wicked Blue Feb 2026 #18

Submariner

(13,439 posts)
1. Scenes we'd like to see
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:23 AM
Feb 2026

Jesse Ventura turning Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent into Swiss cheese with his mini-gun, a favorite gun of hunters everywhere of the Blond Pedo-Pigeon.

malaise

(298,087 posts)
2. Bwaaaaah for the goats😀
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:24 AM
Feb 2026

Last edited Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:29 AM - Edit history (1)

Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?

malaise

(298,087 posts)
3. No but
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:27 AM
Feb 2026

he’s not happy and each boat he knocks out saves 25,000 lives.
That effer lies like a corpse.

SheltieLover

(81,765 posts)
4. Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:56 AM
Feb 2026

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995133 )

Stroked out over pedo protecting scRotus refusing to block CA redistricting? (
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995106 )

Enraged over Gov Spanburgef ordring all VA LEOs to exit fed imigration agreementd, suffered a fatal brain injury when a catsup bottle bounced back & knocked his crown off? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995562 )

Dulcinea

(10,325 posts)
17. There used to be Trump voodoo dolls...
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 01:10 PM
Feb 2026

...at Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo in New Orleans. Maybe they're still available.

niyad

(134,067 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:33 AM
Feb 2026

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(19,383 posts)
8. An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:06 AM
Feb 2026

Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to his heart for me

Sorry Sam Cooke

Buddyzbuddy

(2,919 posts)
14. He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 10:09 AM
Feb 2026

"Ssshhh, turn off the lights, maybe he'll go away. He f*cks up everything wherever he goes."

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