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Orrex

(66,802 posts)
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:16 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Crushed by a toppling 22 foot golden idol?

After proving that taxes aren't certain in life, found out what is?

Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Scenes we'd like to see Submariner Yesterday #1
Bwaaaaah for the goats😀 malaise Yesterday #2
No but malaise Yesterday #3
Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?. SheltieLover Yesterday #4
As many holes I have in his voodoo doll, he should be dead. Emile Yesterday #5
Baaahahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 Yesterday #16
There used to be Trump voodoo dolls... Dulcinea Yesterday #17
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #6
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #7
Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Yesterday #10
Waiting is tiresome... SheltieLover Yesterday #12
Agree 😡 surfered Yesterday #15
An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
Lovely visual! niyad Yesterday #9
The White House Ballroom Will Rival Versailles surfered Yesterday #11
"Mama told me about the goats and said 'soon!'" hlthe2b Yesterday #13
He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody Buddyzbuddy Yesterday #14
Bitcoin crashed on his nasty little head Wicked Blue Yesterday #18

Submariner

(13,280 posts)
1. Scenes we'd like to see
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:23 AM
Yesterday

Jesse Ventura turning Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent into Swiss cheese with his mini-gun, a favorite gun of hunters everywhere of the Blond Pedo-Pigeon.

SheltieLover

(78,173 posts)
4. Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:56 AM
Yesterday

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995133 )

Stroked out over pedo protecting scRotus refusing to block CA redistricting? (
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995106 )

Enraged over Gov Spanburgef ordring all VA LEOs to exit fed imigration agreementd, suffered a fatal brain injury when a catsup bottle bounced back & knocked his crown off? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995562 )

Dulcinea

(9,850 posts)
17. There used to be Trump voodoo dolls...
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:10 PM
Yesterday

...at Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo in New Orleans. Maybe they're still available.

twodogsbarking

(17,924 posts)
8. An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:06 AM
Yesterday

Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to his heart for me

Sorry Sam Cooke

Buddyzbuddy

(2,316 posts)
14. He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:09 AM
Yesterday

"Ssshhh, turn off the lights, maybe he'll go away. He f*cks up everything wherever he goes."

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