Doesn't every one have one.

No one will admit to it. Ever.

"Does your friend's name rhyme with 'Schlepstein'?"
"Is your friend on staff at Mar-a-Lago?"
"Do they still want you in jail for the rest of your life? Are they in the room with us now, Mr. President?"
"Mr. President, on the scale of Princess Jasmine to Snow White, how innocent are you?"
"Mr. President, are you the essence of purity itself come from the beyond to grace us mere mortals with your innocence?"

That’s for sure.

That’s just one of the many lunatics living in his head

Same guy who told the National Enquirer "Marla says Donald is the best lover she ever had" in a voice sounding exactly like the orange menace.