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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsElon ain't happy.
itâs genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
— onion person (@junlper.beer) 2026-02-05T01:16:47.456Z
newdeal2
(5,023 posts)Too much even for pedo island.
wcmagumba
(5,815 posts)If I had that money I would spend my days donating and helping others...with some traveling worked in there...
BidenRocks
(2,932 posts)My only request.
GopherGal
(2,839 posts)Beetwasher.
(3,177 posts)purr-rat beauty
(1,076 posts)....out of our poor ass misery
And stop welfare queening off our tax dollar!
UpInArms
(54,412 posts)I can only hope his misery never ends
niyad
(130,390 posts)you meant OUR misery about this waste of oxygen.
UpInArms
(54,412 posts)ends soon
his
not so much
Hugin
(37,594 posts)I will leave it at that.
And after he stole everyone's information and probably sold it on the dark web.
JUMP
niyad
(130,390 posts)think he is going to off himself. Would be great, but I think he is too selfish, too manipulative, playing, "ohhhh woeeeee is meeeeeee".
Leghorn21
(14,044 posts)Hey mush, people are catching on
Your little worshippers might be figuring out youre an actual piece of shit, OH NOES
kellytore
(258 posts)Enter stage left
(4,369 posts)Poor baby!
mzmolly
(52,713 posts)He should try being a decent human.
Klarkashton
(5,021 posts)No intervention or counseling..
Joinfortmill
(20,467 posts)littlemissmartypants
(32,714 posts)usonian
(24,066 posts)
Will it make him happy?
Well, there's an old joke, modified for Elon.
Elon is obnoxious.
How obnoxious is he?
He's so obnoxious that the Dalai Lama punched him out.

Wednesdays
(21,871 posts)ZDU
(1,156 posts)Baitball Blogger
(51,894 posts)Thought as much.
Wonder what he's afraid of...
Deuxcents
(25,960 posts)His computers, gadgets, documents, etc were confiscated as hes been under investigation for a while now..child porno, if I remember correctly
Swede
(38,713 posts)Couldn't happen to a nicer oligarch.
orangecrush
(29,278 posts)dweller
(27,990 posts)Nazi shit weasel
✌🏻
GoCubsGo
(34,745 posts)Hell, just give me 1% of it. It might not buy me happiness, but some new flooring would be nice. I could use a new sofa, too, among MANY other things.
UTUSN
(77,289 posts)Blues Heron
(8,508 posts)roamer65
(37,844 posts)#boohoo
#squishsquish
#
LSparkle
(12,128 posts)No one wants to be his pal. Sad.
Hassler
(4,813 posts)struggle4progress
(125,666 posts)Cha
(317,670 posts)That's weird... Isn't that admitting he's in Deep Shit Over his Paris X Offices being Raided?
TY Swede
Justice matters.
(9,550 posts)by stealing their private personal data is crying nobody likes him...
boohoohoo
calimary
(89,279 posts)That is all.
stonecutter357
(13,004 posts)Liberal In Texas
(16,082 posts)Oneironaut
(6,243 posts)Let us find an electronic microscope so that we can play the worlds smallest violin.