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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTurning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
— PatriotTakes ðºð¸ (@patriottakes.bsky.social) 2026-02-02T18:31:36.286Z
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett

LoisB
(12,601 posts)durablend
(9,037 posts)biophile
(1,319 posts)And I hope I never hear about them again
I was about to post the same, but you said it first!
I only know Kid Rock from the song he did with Sheryl Crow way back when.
LoisB
(12,601 posts)Are they country or pop singers? Two genres I never listen to.
When I read that, I was like Kid Rock and WHO?
Pacifist Patriot
(25,208 posts)MagickMuffin
(18,242 posts)Yeah, us liberals are waiting with bated breath to see the ratings afterward.
Initech
(108,043 posts)It's only right wing propaganda sites and for some reason the religious channel.
BaronChocula
(4,214 posts)maga trash are now admitting they're the "alternative" lifestyle.
Initech
(108,043 posts)cloudbase
(6,212 posts)Initech
(108,043 posts)Dave Bowman
(6,946 posts)Dulcinea
(9,870 posts)Initech
(108,043 posts)jmowreader
(53,007 posts)Torchlight
(6,529 posts)and once ripped a hole in an American flag to wear as a poncho. So yeah... I can see why he'd fit their target audience. I'm presupposing the others carry around boxes of degenerate crazy just as big.
LetMyPeopleVote
(176,897 posts)Why would anyone want to watch these idiots?
Initech
(108,043 posts)It's only Sinclair streaming sites and the religious channel that are broadcasting this shit.
pandr32
(13,988 posts)I really like the gif underneath. That reflects my reaction exactly, complete with mug of coffee.
madinmaryland
(65,692 posts)pandr32
(13,988 posts)LoisB
(12,601 posts)ProfessorGAC
(76,188 posts)The post was worth viewing just for that perfect gif!
flvegan
(66,000 posts)Continuation of the "Erika Kirk (not) Grieving Muh Dead Husband Tour" I assume.
durablend
(9,037 posts)"GIVE TILL IT HURTS A LIB!!!!"
flvegan
(66,000 posts)bamagal62
(4,407 posts)Going to let Lara Trump sing?
Ritabert
(2,168 posts)Lovie777
(22,338 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(4,310 posts)durablend
(9,037 posts)What happened to Nikki? Or do they not want to be seen with her?
Klarkashton
(5,039 posts)hibbing
(10,548 posts)Only people of a certain age will get the reference, if at all.
Peace
reACTIONary
(7,064 posts)Hobo
(773 posts)synni
(714 posts)He did release an album back in the 1980s, you know.
CousinIT
(12,372 posts)
RussBLib
(10,467 posts)Are they sitting around until halftime at the football game, waiting to perform only within the parameters of the halftime?
This is just a barrel of stupid.
3catwoman3
(28,932 posts)...0 for 3.
calimary
(89,331 posts)But those others on the bill? Never heard of ANY of them.
Coventina
(29,477 posts)Conjuay
(2,980 posts)but it was never anything flattering.
Think he'll wash his hairs for this show?
SheltieLover
(78,422 posts)Norrrm
(4,428 posts)relayerbob
(7,398 posts)There's a star-studded lineup, right there. hahahahahaha
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(13,483 posts)Orrex
(66,820 posts)AverageOldGuy
(3,582 posts)Who is carrying it so I can block that channel.
JHB
(38,073 posts)What letter are they on now, G?
Dave Bowman
(6,946 posts)wolfie001
(7,388 posts)Norbert
(7,659 posts)Green Day's touring musicians alone would probably put on a better show.
2na fisherman
(280 posts)...presents half time barf bags.
QueerDuck
(1,239 posts)oasis
(53,438 posts)North Coast Lawyer
(249 posts)Apparently talent has a liberal bias.
otchmoson
(300 posts)the Melania ticket sales was so low . . . MAGAts were saving their bucks for the alt. Super Bowl halftime.
tanyev
(48,903 posts)hatrack
(64,544 posts)jmowreader
(53,007 posts)Kid Rock you already know.
Gabby Barrett is a country singer. She was a third-place finisher on American Idol. I don't remember where I saw this one, but somebody wrote something that's way too true: "Nothing says 'rock and roll!' like winning a karaoke contest." And nothing says "country!" like coming in third in one. I went to YouTube and watched a couple of her videos. One of them sucked so bad it drew eleven inches of mercury on my vacuum gauge. The other one drew twenty-five. If I would have known about Gabby beforehand I wouldn't have had to spend $45,000 of my company's money on a new vacuum pump when the old one went out.
Lee Brice is another country singer. One of his songs is "I Drive Your Truck." Sorry guys, this isn't nearly as much fun as "I Drink Your Milkshake." "I Drive Your Truck" is about a guy who honors his brother, a soldier who died in battle, by driving his old pickup - because as everyone knows, if you don't need to down a fistful of antidepressants after listening to a country song the singer wasn't trying hard enough.
Brantley Gilbert seems to be the answer to the question, "why don't y'all have any gospel singers in your halftime show?" He has six albums in print: A Modern Day Prodigal Son, Halfway to Heaven, Just As I Am, The Devil Don't Sleep, Fire and Brimstone, and So Help Me God.
My recommendation is to put the Charliefest on your computer screen but mute the audio, then put a copy of Ghost's "Ceremony and Devotion" on your CD player and crank it the fuck up. (If you've never heard it, every song on that album is satanic and they're not even slightly subtle about it.)
Yeah...I'll be watchin' Bad Bunny. And since it'll probably take them until Saturday to plow out Bowman Gray Stadium to the point they can run the Clash and the Seahawks are going to stomp the Patriots worse than they stomped the Broncos in Super Bowl 48, it's going to be an awesome sports weekend.
Crowman2009
(3,450 posts)....f***in' TPUSA has the love of Christ up in this b****!
or something really stupid to that effect.
