Feldmarschall Bovino will become a figure on the reich-wing talk circuit like St Charlie Kirk, Kyle Rittenhouse, Ollie North, etc, speaking at colleges, churches, and on tv and radio shows. Reinforcing the authoritarian zeitgeist is an important part of the tRump agenda.

He's just tall enough to reach

or did you mean to type "role"?

I remember in 1985 I was speaking with my dad about the film Tootsie and I said "roll" and he thought I meant it on purpose like "tootsie roll".

My tablet spell check creates more errors than it corrects. Tech is NOT my best friend! I usually have to proofread anything I write on my tablet about 3 times just to "un-do" their so-called corrections. It's a real pain in my ass! My friends say this happens to them as well so I don't know why tech even bothers with trying to correct spelling and grammar. I taught 1st grade and 6th grade yet I think my old fashioned pocket spellcheck from 1996 that I used with my students would be better than Google's spellcheck. If I were still teaching I'm sure my life would be a nightmare.

or a tiny mushroom.