One or two people attending…sounds like an old porno theater.

Brett "Epstein Files" Ratner is trying to make trump's 3rd lady look like an all-American success, but she looks to me like a soviet gold-digger skank. trump is trying to give another Epstein buddy his career back, with the Melaria flick and Rush Hour revival. I ain't watching either of them, on principle.

Amazon's just throwing money out the window to please MFer.

It will be on Prime before March. Hate-Watch it then.

Or the stable genius, itself.

Melania's getting many millions for this. I read about the film, and still can't see why anyone would want to sit through it - even MAGA (hence the abysmal advance sales in the US too). It's not a "life of Melania"; it just followed her around in the time between the election and the inauguration. When she did absolutely nothing notable.

I am surprised anyone bothered scheduling it in another country. The complete lack of interest was inevitable. Amazon seems to want to have "numbers of screens" figures, despite having to pay for it - from the OP article:

masses they care little about and when the response is either silence or boos - they seem so shocked. Why doesn't the world see them as the magnificent people they are? Must be that derangement thing.

Oh and, 1 ticket for 3:10 and 2 for 6pm?

riveting stuff. Do they provide the few clowns who wanna see this with vomit bags?