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Orrex

(66,686 posts) Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:13 AM Dec 19

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out in rage because David Brooks upstaged him in a few Epstein photos?

Burned alive while raked over the coals by Jack Smith?

Hid in a fridge and suffocated while hiding from Epstein Files day?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 19 OP

Withered away when faced with his personal kryptonite: truth? SheltieLover Dec 19 #1

Beat me to it with #3 surfered Dec 19 #7

Lol SheltieLover Dec 19 #12

He's so needy! surfered Dec 19 #18

If only he had a modicum of self-awareness... SheltieLover Dec 19 #19

And darth's cardiologist's name is Jonathan Reiner. niyad Dec 19 #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 19 #2

Has to be very soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Dec 19 #3

Yes, please! niyad Dec 19 #4

With sugar on top! SheltieLover Dec 19 #5

Maybe soon according to Darth Vader's cardiologist surfered Dec 19 #8

IKR. SheltieLover Dec 19 #10

I'm still holding out for him dying after trying to cover himself in gold LymphocyteLover Dec 19 #6

remember the woman who died covered in gold? Could that happen. AS in Goldfinger. Srkdqltr Dec 19 #26

I keep thinking of the scene from Game of Thrones where they gave the Targaryan prince a crown of molten gold LymphocyteLover Dec 19 #29

I was thinking Goldfinger as I don't watch Game of Thrones. Srkdqltr Dec 19 #30

that works too! LymphocyteLover Dec 19 #31

If I remember correctly, she died because the paint covered her spine. niyad Dec 19 #32

Eaten by reindeer after he tried to steal Santa's Sleigh. Naughty, naughty. twodogsbarking Dec 19 #9

No, but a few more releases of photos from the Epstein Estate should do it. surfered Dec 19 #11

Today is the deadline for eps data release SheltieLover Dec 19 #13

Maybe QAnon was right about the powerful elites? surfered Dec 19 #16

Yes, but their defiinition of elites as literate persons rather than money-grubbing harlots was sadly innacurate SheltieLover Dec 19 #17

No but malaise Dec 19 #14

Killed by the ghosts of JFK and JFK, Jr for attempting to change the name of the Kennedy Center. surfered Dec 19 #15

Love the idea of both of them mnhtnbb Dec 19 #22

It's coming, and the Epstein files hold the key to his demise. TickTock. Joinfortmill Dec 19 #20

Along with Jack Smith's testimony & evidence it might SheltieLover Dec 19 #25

Terminal redaction Wicked Blue Dec 19 #23

"Hoping to hide among all the newly released images of Epstein predators-- okay, those who might be 'suspected' to be" hlthe2b Dec 19 #24

Adorable. 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Dec 19 #27

Oh, so sweet! electric_blue68 Dec 20 #33

What I want for Christmas LetMyPeopleVote Dec 19 #28

Old Soviet Union joke... electric_blue68 Dec 20 #34

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

1. Withered away when faced with his personal kryptonite: truth?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:19 AM

Dec 19

Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:10 AM - Edit history (1)

No, but darth's former cardio doc stated slobby "looked unwell" during his unhinged rant. ( https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-speech-2674530377/ )

Renamed JFK's tombstone, so they buried him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=latest_threads )

On edit: I was sad to be informed that the De Niro entry orig posted was AI slop, so I immediatelt removed it. Many thanks to Niyad!

surfered

(11,578 posts)

7. Beat me to it with #3

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:07 AM

Dec 19

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

12. Lol

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:13 AM

Dec 19

Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:02 AM - Edit history (1)

Gawd he is so jealous of the Kennedys!

surfered

(11,578 posts)

18. He's so needy!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:48 AM

Dec 19

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

19. If only he had a modicum of self-awareness...

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:03 AM

Dec 19

He might then put himself out of our misery.

niyad

(129,607 posts)

21. And darth's cardiologist's name is Jonathan Reiner.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:51 AM

Dec 19

niyad

(129,607 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:35 AM

Dec 19

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

3. Has to be very soon, doesn't it?

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:44 AM

Dec 19

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(129,607 posts)

4. Yes, please!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:47 AM

Dec 19

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

5. With sugar on top!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 07:48 AM

Dec 19

surfered

(11,578 posts)

8. Maybe soon according to Darth Vader's cardiologist

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:08 AM

Dec 19

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

10. IKR.

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:11 AM

Dec 19

Promising!

LymphocyteLover

(9,382 posts)

6. I'm still holding out for him dying after trying to cover himself in gold

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:06 AM

Dec 19

or maybe historical preservationists will hunt him down and take him out after what he's done to the White House

Srkdqltr

(9,381 posts)

26. remember the woman who died covered in gold? Could that happen. AS in Goldfinger.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:25 PM

Dec 19

could he be dipped? is there that much gold? Boggles the mind.

LymphocyteLover

(9,382 posts)

29. I keep thinking of the scene from Game of Thrones where they gave the Targaryan prince a crown of molten gold

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #26)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:56 PM

Dec 19

poured it on his head...

Srkdqltr

(9,381 posts)

30. I was thinking Goldfinger as I don't watch Game of Thrones.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #29)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:00 PM

Dec 19

LymphocyteLover

(9,382 posts)

31. that works too!

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #30)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 06:42 PM

Dec 19

niyad

(129,607 posts)

32. If I remember correctly, she died because the paint covered her spine.

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #26)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:58 PM

Dec 19

krylon or rustoleum might have enough for that.

twodogsbarking

(17,589 posts)

9. Eaten by reindeer after he tried to steal Santa's Sleigh. Naughty, naughty.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:10 AM

Dec 19

surfered

(11,578 posts)

11. No, but a few more releases of photos from the Epstein Estate should do it.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:11 AM

Dec 19

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

13. Today is the deadline for eps data release

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:16 AM

Dec 19

What will they do?

Better question: why do we need to have this conversation so many years after-the-fact?

surfered

(11,578 posts)

16. Maybe QAnon was right about the powerful elites?

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:32 AM

Dec 19

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

17. Yes, but their defiinition of elites as literate persons rather than money-grubbing harlots was sadly innacurate

Reply to surfered (Reply #16)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:34 AM

Dec 19

malaise

(292,882 posts)

14. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:23 AM

Dec 19

Today is Epstein Friday and he and Bestie Jeffrey communicated every day in 1994
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220877067

surfered

(11,578 posts)

15. Killed by the ghosts of JFK and JFK, Jr for attempting to change the name of the Kennedy Center.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:26 AM

Dec 19

mnhtnbb

(33,122 posts)

22. Love the idea of both of them

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 10:09 AM

Dec 19

appearing to the nasty orange one on a cold winter night in the White House that he has desecrated. Scare him to death. Ding Dong.

Joinfortmill

(20,095 posts)

20. It's coming, and the Epstein files hold the key to his demise. TickTock.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:30 AM

Dec 19

SheltieLover

(76,891 posts)

25. Along with Jack Smith's testimony & evidence it might

Reply to Joinfortmill (Reply #20)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:21 PM

Dec 19

Come on, cholesterol. Work your magic!

Wicked Blue

(8,462 posts)

23. Terminal redaction

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 10:13 AM

Dec 19

A heavily used Sharpie was found at the scene

hlthe2b

(112,833 posts)

24. "Hoping to hide among all the newly released images of Epstein predators-- okay, those who might be 'suspected' to be"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 11:16 AM

Dec 19

"not gonna work, orange one... You aren't cute..."

MustLoveBeagles

(14,801 posts)

27. Adorable. 🥰

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #24)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:30 PM

Dec 19

electric_blue68

(25,942 posts)

33. Oh, so sweet!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #24)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:30 AM

Dec 20

LetMyPeopleVote

(175,017 posts)

28. What I want for Christmas

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 04:39 PM

Dec 19

electric_blue68

(25,942 posts)

34. Old Soviet Union joke...

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #28)

Sat Dec 20, 2025, 03:38 AM

Dec 20

A man goes to the newsstand everyday looks at the paper, and walks away.

Finally after many times the newsstand guy asks him why is he doing this?

"I'm looking for a Obituary", he replies.
"But there're in the back, not the front page", counters the newsstand guy.

"This one will (be).". Says the man.

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