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Buttoneer

(923 posts) Thu Dec 18, 2025, 10:15 PM Dec 18

Is there enough sage in the world to

cleanse the White House?

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Is there enough sage in the world to (Original Post) Buttoneer Dec 18 OP

Better start growing it ASAP. Ocelot II Dec 18 #1

And bleach... buzzycrumbhunger Dec 18 #2

Would be easier... 2naSalit Dec 18 #3

Going to have to rebuild it first, before we can fumigate it... William Gustafson Dec 18 #4

Or maybe if millions of us could burn some sage for a few minutes, calimary Dec 19 #5

Or maybe you can smudge with a pine tree BaronChocula Dec 19 #6

Ocelot II

(129,041 posts)

1. Better start growing it ASAP.

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 10:17 PM

Dec 18

Also, holy water in tanker trunks will be needed for the world's most intense exorcism.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,648 posts)

2. And bleach...

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 10:46 PM

Dec 18

Seriously, it's going to be near impossible to get the stench out of everything he's touched. 🤨

2naSalit

(99,986 posts)

3. Would be easier...

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 10:49 PM

Dec 18

To just torch it. There's SO much bad juju there, I mean the devil and his entourage have infested it with their evil, would be less smoke and you wouldn't want to waste all the sage in the world.

William Gustafson

(532 posts)

4. Going to have to rebuild it first, before we can fumigate it...

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 10:50 PM

Dec 18

calimary

(89,034 posts)

5. Or maybe if millions of us could burn some sage for a few minutes,

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 12:40 AM

Dec 19

That might alert our guardian angels that we need stronger and more alert guards.

I’m serious. I may be a lapsed Catholic but I still try to keep some form of communication going.

BaronChocula

(4,026 posts)

6. Or maybe you can smudge with a pine tree

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 12:44 AM

Dec 19

I'll do a web search for that now.

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