Spurious News: Plaque to be hung below Trump's White House photo released

WASHINGTON (Spurious News Network) -- King Donald Trump has created a "Presidential Walk of Fame" in the West Wing of the White House, where photos and copies of paintings of all the previous presidents are displayed. This display is controversial, in that it's basically a partisan attack on Democratic presidents - all those before President Joe Biden are displayed with plaques disparaging them, and the portrait of Biden is really a photograph of an Autopen.

The Architect of the Capitol has recently unveiled the plaque that will be displayed under Trump's portrait when he finally leaves office. It simply says, "fuck this asshole."