We need one brave DUer to volunteer
To watch chump tonight and give us the short version.
All so we, the people, don't have to!
Thank you in advance for your sacrifice!
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Yeah right!
Has already served. That is a war zone I will not step into. My health is teetering on a rage already.
Think I will watch a dozens Reiner films and just be happy.
I will wait and see a recap from News Max 
NOT!!!! Too many lose items that can be thrown. I can not afford new TV’s.
Or any house interior.
I am already nauseated just by the thought of what he will spew.
Hope the camera crew all wear Kotex’s on their ears.
Just to make him stroke out on TV for all to see.
What a Christmas gift that would be to the world.
Hallucinations or not, does it really matter.
... Hurry up and wait.
Scheduled at 9pm. I'll put a dollar on 9:42pm
I hope he talks about the unfair denial of victory in 2020. I love that speech.
(You know where this is going.)
We don't need no snakes at the podium.
(Add your own ala carte expletives!)
who cares about plausibility, Samuel is crazy entertaining, LOVE HIM! 
French Fries at the ready.
but not that brave.
Again
Volunteer
Yourself.
very grateful for them 