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(174,290 posts) Wed Dec 17, 2025, 09:10 AM Wednesday

The Borowitz Report-Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper's Book About Trump's Mental Decline

Tapper furiously working on a trilogy entitled "Biden walks slow, electing Nazis can be a good thing, we love our Orange King"....coming in 2026 if WW3 doesn't derail it.

Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapperâ€™s Book About Trumpâ€™s Mental Decline open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/biden-eagerly-anticipating-jake-tappers

GREENVILLE, DELAWARE (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that “he can’t wait” for Jake Tapper to publish a scathing book about Donald J. Trump’s glaring mental decline.

“Jake hasn’t announced that he’s working on a book like that, but I’ll bet you anything he is,” Biden said. “He’s the master of this genre.”

Given Trump’s innumerable episodes of slurred speech, incoherent ramblings, and daytime narcolepsy, Biden predicted that “Jake must be writing one helluva long book.”

“I was feeling kind of sorry for Trump when I pictured him reading Jake’s book,” the former president said. “But then I remembered that he can’t read.”

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The Borowitz Report-Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper's Book About Trump's Mental Decline (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday OP

One would rightfully be diagnosed with cognitive impairment EYESORE 9001 Wednesday #1

"...then I remembered that he can't read." PatSeg Wednesday #2

Come on Jake RANDYWILDMAN Wednesday #3

EYESORE 9001

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1. One would rightfully be diagnosed with cognitive impairment

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 09:17 AM

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if they believed that a partisan flack like Jake Tapper would document the orange menace and his madness.

PatSeg

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2. "...then I remembered that he can't read."

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 11:05 AM

Wednesday

RANDYWILDMAN

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3. Come on Jake

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 11:30 AM

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you corporate shill
you mediocre hack
you whine to be considered impartial

you are a mouth piece for billionaires pure and simple, you provide their prospective and only their prospective. You may think for yourself, but you never act for yourself. You are a cog in a corporate fascist oligarchy.nothing more nothing less.

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