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maxrandb

(17,131 posts)
Tue Dec 16, 2025, 05:19 PM Dec 16

I want a realistic Home Depot commercial this Christmas

Last edited Tue Dec 16, 2025, 06:52 PM - Edit history (1)

Enough of the "pull at your heartstrings" bullshit, where the nice interracial couple pick out paint for the new Nursery, or where the kid saves up his Lemonade Stand money to buy dad some work gloves.

I want it real!

I want masked, armed, camouflaged, tatted-uo roid heads chasing a 10 year old girl through the store and gang tackling and zip-tieing her in the plumbing aisle.

Show us what you funded HD!

Merry Fucking Christmas!

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