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Orrex

(66,678 posts) Sat Dec 13, 2025, 06:59 AM Dec 13

Is he dead yet?

Dried to jerky by incidental exposure to RFK Jr's tanning bed?

Squished when he tried to stop the pressing of the semiquincentennial US coins without his ghastly visage?

Squashed when an Osprey fell on him?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 13 OP

Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team? SheltieLover Dec 13 #1

Apoplectic shock to discover he can't pardon some crimes. surfered Dec 13 #2

No doubt shocking to be told "no." SheltieLover Dec 13 #3

Yep! That's what did it. surfered Dec 13 #4

No but malaise Dec 13 #5

Truly surfered Dec 13 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 13 #6

Mine, too. Waiting, waiting, 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 13 #12

Keep it on ice... SheltieLover Dec 13 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 13 #14

Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be. twodogsbarking Dec 13 #7

Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet' EYESORE 9001 Dec 13 #8

"Look everyone! There's an orange blob drowning in self-pity out there! Should we go rescue?" hlthe2b Dec 13 #9

Lied so much that his pants caught fire. Blumancru Dec 13 #10

No, but many people are 'hoping and praying'. Joinfortmill Dec 13 #13

We are all exhausted waiting LetMyPeopleVote Dec 13 #16

More people -- millions of people -- are joining his death watch every day Blue Owl Dec 13 #17

Adding this malaise Dec 13 #18

Excellent addition! SheltieLover Dec 13 #19

Most excellent malaise Dec 13 #20

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

1. Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 07:04 AM

Dec 13

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016419310 )

Drown in self-pity? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220863653 )

Buried under massive pile of salacious eps pix featuring the rotten orange magat?

Stroked out over public comment by gop slug: "the president’s hair is “really thinning” and nobody’s yet figured out how to get bronzer on his “albino white scalp.” ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220863990 )

surfered

(11,551 posts)

2. Apoplectic shock to discover he can't pardon some crimes.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 07:53 AM

Dec 13

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

3. No doubt shocking to be told "no."

Reply to surfered (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:09 AM

Dec 13

Imagine the horror of it all...

surfered

(11,551 posts)

4. Yep! That's what did it.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:16 AM

Dec 13

malaise

(292,817 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:19 AM

Dec 13

He has slaughtered American credibility everywhere

surfered

(11,551 posts)

11. Truly

Reply to malaise (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:53 AM

Dec 13

niyad

(129,571 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:19 AM

Dec 13

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,551 posts)

12. Mine, too. Waiting, waiting, 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:54 AM

Dec 13

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

15. Keep it on ice...

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 10:19 AM

Dec 13

Soon.

Has to be soon!

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

14. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 10:18 AM

Dec 13

Doctors can't keep it alive forever, no matter how much of our tax dollars they dump into their efforts.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

twodogsbarking

(17,581 posts)

7. Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:32 AM

Dec 13

EYESORE 9001

(29,458 posts)

8. Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet'

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 08:39 AM

Dec 13

Universe: you’ve led a perversion of life itself through your existence. You must endure a tiny fraction of the pain and suffering you have inflicted on others - even if you’re too cognitively impaired to realize it.