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Bluestocking

(504 posts)
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 05:21 PM Dec 12

When Rump finally kicks the bucket

who is going to care how elaborate his funeral is since people only do for him to curry favor but once he is gone there is nothing for them to gain. No one actually likes him.

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mercuryblues

(16,169 posts)
4. We know from the Russian dossier
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 05:35 PM
Dec 12

That Trump likes to get peed on. I encourage people to go shark teeth or blood on his grave. He is petrified of that.

thomski64

(837 posts)
6. ..I've been staying hydrated since he paid
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 05:48 PM
Dec 12

..a "crowd" to cheer him descending that escalator..

Jack Valentino

(4,338 posts)
15. I'm going to place a Trump memorial toilet on the edge of my backyard garden....
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 11:11 PM
Dec 12

labeled "Thank God Trump is Dead!"

Miles Archer

(21,713 posts)
5. Republicans will be TERRIFIED of pissing off the MAGAts
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 05:37 PM
Dec 12

It will be sort of like Jesus on the cross.

The MAGAts will hold candlelight vigils as close to Mar-a-Lago as they are allowed to get.

They'll have songs and group hugs and rivers of tears and I'll be Michael Flatley, Lord of the Fucking DANCE, doing a lively Irish Jig for DAYS.

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,604 posts)
10. The funeral procession will be paltry. Not like that of Princes Diana's.
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 06:29 PM
Dec 12

Who gives a fuck about shedding tears over an orange bloated carcass of a man who HATED everyone?

I won't be shedding any tears over him. I will be celebrating my own GOLDEN AGE.

usonian

(23,510 posts)
11. He will refuse to leave office, prerring to be interred at his desk.
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:14 PM
Dec 12


Where a pen-bot will continue to sign executive orders.

When his cold-dead-fingers are pried from the coke-button, he will get a suitable ride



And flown to his last resting place.




Last image is probably AI.
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