...I use it whenever I can.

Rich American guys who are not too bright.

Musk's "equipment" is allegedly broken, Stephen's is probably microscopic (and yeesh, imagine fucking either one of them?). She wants the full "poolboy in loincloth waving fans" experience. That's why she's defending her.

Let's all remember her "humble beginnings."

It's like the Beach Boys song, "Round round get around, I get around..."

She's been around the block, more than a few times. And my educated guess is that as soon as the Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal headlines ended up on the front page, connubial bliss ended for Trump. Unless, of course, he built it into the pre-nup.

But realistically, if I were Melania, and my only given sexual option was Dollar Store Jabba the Hut walrusing his way on top of me and attempting to satisfy me with his inch and a half quarterstaff, I'd certainly be getting it elsewhere too.

LEWANDOWSKI: UH UH UHHHHHHHHHHH make me a sandwich

NOEM: That was IT?

LEWANDOWSKI: MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Rep. Omar is elegant. Melania is gutter.

…and nowhere along anywhere did it say, “U.S.A.”