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ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND (The Borowitz Report)In a move that sent liquor prices soaring on global markets, on Thursday Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the seizure of a Sottish tanker carrying single-malt whiskey.
Despite my repeated demands, the tanker refused to deliver its cargo to me, Hegseth said. You can ask anyone who knows me: Pete Hegseth will not be cut off.
Hegseth, who ordered the seizure via a late-night Signal text riddled with typos, said he hoped his action would deter other shippers who dare to threaten his alcohol supply.
The seizure of this tanker sends a clear message, he said. If anything is going to be loaded with whiskey, its me.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/hegseth-seizes-scottish-tanker-carrying
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(11,551 posts)Jacson6
(1,768 posts)soldierant
(9,286 posts)rubbersole
(10,991 posts)It isn't past the realm of possibility. Pete isn't as crazy as Bobby Jr. If there was such a thing as a tanker full of single malt, he's drunk enough on power to wonder if it would be possible.
canetoad
(20,225 posts)rubbersole
(10,991 posts)But, but what are they going to drink tomorrow?
muriel_volestrangler
(105,567 posts)...
During the Second World War Politician participated in the Atlantic convoys between the UK and US. In February 1941 she was on her way to the north of Scotland, where she ran aground while attempting to rendezvous with a convoy. No-one was badly injured or killed in the accident.
The local islanders continually visited the wreck of Politician to unload whisky, even though it was in a hold filled with marine engine oil and seawater. Customs men undertook raids, arresting many and seizing the boats of those suspected of taking part. The excise authorities pushed for charges under the punitive customs legislation, but the authorities charged those arrested with theft. Many were found not guilty or not proven, and several were fined; 19 were incarcerated at Inverness Prison for terms ranging between 20 days and two months. Salvors were used to rescue as much of the ship as they could, and the whisky they raised was shipped back to its bonded warehouses; this was also looted during its journey. Two salvage crews removed much of the cargo, and the second crew raised the wreck off the seabed. Part of the ship's hold, and her stern, were cut away and sank to the bottom of Eriskay Sound; the remainder of the hold was destroyed with gelignite to prevent further looting.
A few of the Jamaican banknotes from Politician were presented at banks in Britain, Jamaica and other countries. As a result, in 1952 the blue ten-shilling notes were withdrawn and replaced with notes of the same design, printed in purple. Bottles of whisky have been raised from the seabed by divers, and some have been found in hiding places on Eriskay; these have been auctioned. The story of the wreck and looting was the basis for the book Whisky Galore; an adaptation was released as a film in 1949 and a remake in 2016.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Politician
The 'SS Politician' became the 'SS Cabinet Minister' in the book and film.
Emrys
(8,930 posts)Whiskey's Irish or American.
Marthe48
(22,727 posts)Thanks!
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