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Orrex

(66,678 posts) Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:14 AM Dec 11

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Is he dead yet?

Forced by Venezuela to walk the plank for his acts of piracy?

Cut into five pieces by Europe and delivered to US, China, India, Russia, and Japan, respectively?

Got lost in the wilds of northeast Pennsylvania and died of exposure?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 11 OP

Drown in Venezualian oil tanker? SheltieLover Dec 11 #1

No, but when he does Coldwater Dec 11 #2

Hopefully bdamomma Dec 11 #3

Trampled by 8,000 white-tailed deer in Pennsavanya. twodogsbarking Dec 11 #4

Forced by Venezuela to walk the plank for his acts of piracy malaise Dec 11 #5

Choked while trying to say the word "affordability." surfered Dec 11 #6

Or slapped to death Seinan Sensei Dec 11 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 11 #7

That day is coming soon, based upon the number of cognitive tests his doctors keep giving him. surfered Dec 11 #9

Brain bleed imminent? SheltieLover Dec 11 #13

I'm for whatever it takes surfered Dec 11 #22

Same here, Surfered! SheltieLover Dec 11 #24

They keep my hopes up surfered Dec 11 #27

Agreed! SheltieLover Dec 11 #33

Keep it on ice... SheltieLover Dec 11 #12

Aging like fine wine! What a bluestarone Dec 11 #29

Diagnosed with TDS Blumancru Dec 11 #8

The sooner, the better! niyad Dec 11 #16

Turned to stone when he came too close to DeeDeeNY Dec 11 #11

No but malaise Dec 11 #14

Night time fishing charters in the Caribbean have been canceled until further notice. surfered Dec 11 #26

Same with tourism and we can cancel Carnival in Brazil and Trinidad and Tobago. malaise Dec 11 #28

"I'm pissed and training to fight for the fishermen! Let me at him!" hlthe2b Dec 11 #15

That is adorable! niyad Dec 11 #17

Hehe malaise Dec 11 #18

Aw MustLoveBeagles Dec 11 #31

Napping with the feeshes. twodogsbarking Dec 11 #19

One day closer. nt BWdem4life Dec 11 #20

Accidentally got splashed by Kristi Noem's sulfuric projections Blue Owl Dec 11 #21

Perfect! surfered Dec 11 #23

... SheltieLover Dec 11 #25

Nope. Drums fingers. electric_blue68 Dec 11 #30

Tried to visit Mt. Rushmore during a fireworks show? Initech Dec 11 #32

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

1. Drown in Venezualian oil tanker?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:18 AM

Dec 11

Coldwater

(947 posts)

2. No, but when he does

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:23 AM

Dec 11

you can be sure MAGA will put out a BOLO on this fool

bdamomma

(69,172 posts)

3. Hopefully

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:59 AM

Dec 11

it will be soon, his hate and greed is going to consume his hateful a$$.

twodogsbarking

(17,581 posts)

4. Trampled by 8,000 white-tailed deer in Pennsavanya.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:14 AM

Dec 11

malaise

(292,817 posts)

5. Forced by Venezuela to walk the plank for his acts of piracy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:22 AM

Dec 11

for murder

surfered

(11,551 posts)

6. Choked while trying to say the word "affordability."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:25 AM

Dec 11

Seinan Sensei

(1,370 posts)

10. Or slapped to death

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:44 AM

Dec 11

by people annoyed by the way he says “affordability”

niyad

(129,571 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:32 AM

Dec 11

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,551 posts)

9. That day is coming soon, based upon the number of cognitive tests his doctors keep giving him.

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:41 AM

Dec 11

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

13. Brain bleed imminent?

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:58 AM

Dec 11

surfered

(11,551 posts)

22. I'm for whatever it takes

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:17 PM

Dec 11

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

24. Same here, Surfered!

Reply to surfered (Reply #22)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:19 PM

Dec 11

So many great possibilities offered here in Orrex's amazing thread here daily & only one required to get the job done.

surfered

(11,551 posts)

27. They keep my hopes up

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #24)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:24 PM

Dec 11

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

33. Agreed!

Reply to surfered (Reply #27)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:58 PM

Dec 11

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

12. Keep it on ice...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:57 AM

Dec 11

Can't be long now...

bluestarone

(21,183 posts)

29. Aging like fine wine! What a

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:29 PM

Dec 11

Beautiful day, and wonderful bottle of bubbly it will be!!

Blumancru

(210 posts)

8. Diagnosed with TDS

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:38 AM

Dec 11

Totally Deceased Syndrome

niyad

(129,571 posts)

16. The sooner, the better!

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #8)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:20 AM

Dec 11

DeeDeeNY

(3,902 posts)

11. Turned to stone when he came too close to

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:55 AM

Dec 11

Kristi Noem's face

malaise

(292,817 posts)

14. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:00 AM

Dec 11

He sure killed the tourism industry

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220859551

surfered

(11,551 posts)

26. Night time fishing charters in the Caribbean have been canceled until further notice.

Reply to malaise (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:22 PM

Dec 11

malaise

(292,817 posts)

28. Same with tourism and we can cancel Carnival in Brazil and Trinidad and Tobago.

Reply to surfered (Reply #26)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:26 PM

Dec 11

Eff this monster. Just effin croak.

hlthe2b

(112,818 posts)

15. "I'm pissed and training to fight for the fishermen! Let me at him!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:10 AM

Dec 11

niyad

(129,571 posts)

17. That is adorable!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:21 AM

Dec 11

malaise

(292,817 posts)

18. Hehe

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:28 AM

Dec 11

😀

MustLoveBeagles

(14,782 posts)

31. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:51 PM

Dec 11

twodogsbarking

(17,581 posts)

19. Napping with the feeshes.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:50 AM

Dec 11

BWdem4life

(2,927 posts)

20. One day closer. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 11:53 AM

Dec 11

Blue Owl

(58,170 posts)

21. Accidentally got splashed by Kristi Noem's sulfuric projections

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 02:58 PM

Dec 11

surfered

(11,551 posts)

23. Perfect!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:18 PM

Dec 11

SheltieLover

(76,819 posts)

25. ...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:20 PM

Dec 11

Perfect!

electric_blue68

(25,929 posts)

30. Nope. Drums fingers.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 03:47 PM

Dec 11

Oh!
Imagine the sound of millions of fingers drumming at once!
Like an approaching herd.

Initech

(107,436 posts)

32. Tried to visit Mt. Rushmore during a fireworks show?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2025, 04:04 PM

Dec 11

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