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Orrex

(66,522 posts) Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:20 AM Sunday

Is he dead yet?

Run over by minimally-inspected freight train?

Laughed himself to death, sure that he heard someone declare him no compost Mentos?

Stroked out while trying to find Alaska on a globe?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sunday OP

Overwhelmed by organizations currying favor bestowing made up Peace Prizes. surfered Sunday #1

No but malaise Sunday #2

Not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Sunday #3

Keep hope alive surfered Sunday #6

Holding the vision... SheltieLover Sunday #12

Decimated by the combination of the SEC-winning UGA Bulldog and Big 10 Hoosier Buffalo LET LOOSE! hlthe2b Sunday #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sunday #5

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sunday #7

My bottle is in the fridge LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #13

Put his shirt on backwards, choked when he buttoned the top button Phentex Sunday #8

Afraid not. One thing though bluestarone Sunday #9

Twelve drummers shoved drum sticks into his head. twodogsbarking Sunday #10

February 2nd, 2026...Groundhogs Day. Manifest this day.... MiHale Sunday #11

PRAYING FOR THIS DAY LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #14

Unbuttons his shirt collar and removes tie. Foreskin pops up and smothers him. Blumancru Sunday #15

Rage-tweeted himself into oblivion while on the gold toilet Blue Owl Sunday #16

No, but soon. TickTock. Joinfortmill Sunday #17

surfered

(10,717 posts)

1. Overwhelmed by organizations currying favor bestowing made up Peace Prizes.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:36 AM

Sunday

His narcissistic brain couldn’t refuse any.

malaise

(291,743 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:48 AM

Sunday

He sure looks decrepit so I am hopeful 😀

SheltieLover

(75,593 posts)

3. Not yet, but the day is young...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:33 AM

Sunday

surfered

(10,717 posts)

6. Keep hope alive

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:20 AM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(75,593 posts)

12. Holding the vision...

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:35 AM

Sunday

hlthe2b

(112,433 posts)

4. Decimated by the combination of the SEC-winning UGA Bulldog and Big 10 Hoosier Buffalo LET LOOSE!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:06 AM

Sunday

and

niyad

(129,025 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:09 AM

Sunday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,717 posts)

7. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:21 AM

Sunday

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,684 posts)

13. My bottle is in the fridge

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 02:15 PM

Sunday

Link to tweet

Phentex

(16,682 posts)

8. Put his shirt on backwards, choked when he buttoned the top button

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:25 AM

Sunday

buried in a tan suit

bluestarone

(20,969 posts)

9. Afraid not. One thing though

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:28 AM

Sunday

He better stay clear of funeral homes. At times he looks like he's DEAD, and they would throw him in a coffin.

twodogsbarking

(17,234 posts)

10. Twelve drummers shoved drum sticks into his head.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:51 AM

Sunday

Eleven pipers piped in so they could do it to music.
Ten lords were leaping, while nine ladies danced.
Eight maids supplied the egg nog.
Seven swans swam to see.
Six geese supplied eggs.
Five golden rings for sale on ebay.
Four birds called for more drummers.
Three French hens were served with stuffing.
Two turtle doves who are gay attended.
A partridge supplied pear pudding.

Peace all.