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Orrex

(66,523 posts) Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:14 AM Tuesday

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Is he dead yet?

Wandered off in the snow somewhere and froze to death?

Smothered by Megyn Kelly's increasingly unhinged adoration?

Caught in crossfire during international effort to capture war criminal Hegseth?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP

"Yes, Yes, and Yes?" hlthe2b Tuesday #1

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you, Trump woke up this morning.🥲 surfered Tuesday #2

Damn disappointing! SheltieLover Tuesday #5

Entire family vaporized by Grok after someone posted pictures of Jared and Ivanka celebrating Hanukkah. jls4561 Tuesday #3

Timely! Orrex Tuesday #7

Head grew too big & exploded like an over-inflated balloon popped with a pin? SheltieLover Tuesday #4

Photo finish shows karma and cholesterol holding hands, skipping over the finish line together. GopherGal Tuesday #23

Singing Celebration! SheltieLover Tuesday #24

Nagged to death by a herd of Karens from The Villages. twodogsbarking Tuesday #6

I hope that trump's nurse takes this suggestion LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #8

Send him to Greenland to negotiate with polar bears IronLionZion Tuesday #9

He visits Florida gator sanctuary. Blue Full Moon Tuesday #10

Like this surfered Tuesday #14

Oh I hope that poor creature has been vaxed against assholeitis! SheltieLover Tuesday #19

I like the idea of a Nile crocodile in Florida IronLionZion Tuesday #25

Lyle the Nile crocodile Blue Full Moon Tuesday #26

Trump's sins, stage left Tuesday #11

Post from BoDW seems to belong here. Blue Full Moon Tuesday #12

While golfing at Mag a Lardass a flock of geese simultaneously shit on his golf cart Blumancru Tuesday #13

Chocking on a Big Mac kimbutgar Tuesday #15

Trump's head is tightly stuck in the MRI tube (he couldn't get an appointment at the open MRI clinic). sop Tuesday #16

No firefighter in his right mind would get popsdenver Tuesday #22

RFK Jr replacing his medication with peptides and electrolytes? Initech Tuesday #17

Had a stroke after firing off over 160 Truth Social posts in frenetic, late-night blitz Wicked Blue Tuesday #18

You beat me! LymphocyteLover Tuesday #21

posted himself to death? LymphocyteLover Tuesday #20

I can't think of a more fitting end for that Orange Hellbeast! ShazzieB Tuesday #27

live by trolling on social media, die by trolling on social media LymphocyteLover Tuesday #30

Can't shake the vibe that New Year's Eve is the day you're waiting for. Efilroft Sul Tuesday #28

That would make for a grand new year indeed! Orrex Tuesday #29

hlthe2b

(112,441 posts)

1. "Yes, Yes, and Yes?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:18 AM

Tuesday

(Hope springs eternal)...

surfered

(10,719 posts)

2. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you, Trump woke up this morning.🥲

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:21 AM

Tuesday

SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

5. Damn disappointing!

Reply to surfered (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:34 AM

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jls4561

(2,805 posts)

3. Entire family vaporized by Grok after someone posted pictures of Jared and Ivanka celebrating Hanukkah.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:23 AM

Tuesday

Orrex

(66,523 posts)

7. Timely!

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:18 AM

Tuesday

SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

4. Head grew too big & exploded like an over-inflated balloon popped with a pin?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:33 AM

Tuesday

No, but karma & cholesterol are running neck & neck. Perhaps heading for a photo finish? Here they come, spinning out of the turn...

GopherGal

(2,761 posts)

23. Photo finish shows karma and cholesterol holding hands, skipping over the finish line together.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:24 PM

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but out-leaned at the last second by a fatal spontaneous disassembly of the Tesla-made MRI machine during his 47th MRI of the year.

SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

24. Singing Celebration!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #23)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:28 PM

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Bwahahaha! You won the thread!

twodogsbarking

(17,246 posts)

6. Nagged to death by a herd of Karens from The Villages.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:06 AM

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LetMyPeopleVote

(173,731 posts)

8. I hope that trump's nurse takes this suggestion

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:37 AM

Tuesday

IronLionZion

(50,612 posts)

9. Send him to Greenland to negotiate with polar bears

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:39 AM

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or drop him off the coast of Venezuela so he can invade on his own.

Blue Full Moon

(3,071 posts)

10. He visits Florida gator sanctuary.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:45 AM

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Trump thinks it's a sanctuary city. Trips and falls into Lyle the Nile crocodile's mouth.

surfered

(10,719 posts)

14. Like this

Reply to Blue Full Moon (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:00 AM

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SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

19. Oh I hope that poor creature has been vaxed against assholeitis!

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:58 AM

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IronLionZion

(50,612 posts)

25. I like the idea of a Nile crocodile in Florida

Reply to Blue Full Moon (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:29 PM

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Lyle can show American crocodiles and gators how it's done

Blue Full Moon

(3,071 posts)

26. Lyle the Nile crocodile

Reply to Blue Full Moon (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 02:32 PM

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stage left

(3,179 posts)

11. Trump's sins,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:51 AM

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which are many, are as much on the heads of those who keep propping him up as they are on his. Maybe more so.The entire nest of vipers needs removal. Top to bottom.

Blue Full Moon

(3,071 posts)

12. Post from BoDW seems to belong here.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:55 AM

Tuesday

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220841940

Blumancru

(149 posts)

13. While golfing at Mag a Lardass a flock of geese simultaneously shit on his golf cart

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:58 AM

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Collapsing the roof on him. When he tries to crawl to safety the birds circle around, shitting once more on the survivors, finishing them off.
Mailorderia shrugs and goes shopping.

kimbutgar

(26,592 posts)

15. Chocking on a Big Mac

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:15 AM

Tuesday

sop

(17,139 posts)

16. Trump's head is tightly stuck in the MRI tube (he couldn't get an appointment at the open MRI clinic).

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:24 AM

Tuesday

Secret Service is trying to pull him out by the legs, but his doughy, swollen ankles make grabbing on difficult. Fire-Rescue is on the way with the Jaws of Life. Things are touch 'n go at the moment.

popsdenver

(1,314 posts)

22. No firefighter in his right mind would get

Reply to sop (Reply #16)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:02 PM

Tuesday

near, or even in the same room with an MRI,........LOL Years ago, when AirPac tanks were made out of metal, two firefighters walked into a room with an MRI........May they rest in piece........

Initech

(107,093 posts)

17. RFK Jr replacing his medication with peptides and electrolytes?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:37 AM

Tuesday

Wicked Blue

(8,398 posts)

18. Had a stroke after firing off over 160 Truth Social posts in frenetic, late-night blitz

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:49 AM

Tuesday

His tiny greasy fingers and thumbs swelled up from all that hysterical posting, and then ...

LymphocyteLover

(9,215 posts)

21. You beat me!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #18)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:59 AM

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LymphocyteLover

(9,215 posts)

20. posted himself to death?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:58 AM

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143575651

ShazzieB

(22,072 posts)

27. I can't think of a more fitting end for that Orange Hellbeast!

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #20)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 03:37 PM

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LymphocyteLover

(9,215 posts)

30. live by trolling on social media, die by trolling on social media

Reply to ShazzieB (Reply #27)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:55 PM

Tuesday

Efilroft Sul

(4,269 posts)

28. Can't shake the vibe that New Year's Eve is the day you're waiting for.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 04:13 PM

Tuesday

Orrex

(66,523 posts)

29. That would make for a grand new year indeed!

Reply to Efilroft Sul (Reply #28)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 04:17 PM

Tuesday

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