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Orrex

(66,523 posts) Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:34 AM Dec 1

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Is he dead yet?

Tastelessly blown up by a cartoon turtle with an RPG?

Doctors removed that ugly growth atop his neck?

Wandered until he starved to death when he couldn't find his place card in the Mar a Lago banquet hall?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 1 OP

"Let me at 'em" hlthe2b Dec 1 #1

Fell asleep at the dinner table and drowned when he faceplanted in the puddle of ketchup on his plate. 2MuchNoise Dec 1 #2

No, but based upon this photo, he's getting closer surfered Dec 1 #3

Hey, faster grim reaper! Dave Bowman Dec 1 #6

Already looks dead, imo. SheltieLover Dec 1 #8

I'm amazed that he hasn't had the photographer executed Orrex Dec 1 #9

"Off with his head," the drama queen will demand! SheltieLover Dec 1 #10

Wait just a sec....his hat... MiHale Dec 1 #21

Everyone would immediately know who they were talking about Coldwater Dec 1 #4

BWAH! electric_blue68 Dec 1 #27

Yeah, and just before dying he swallowed a bag of popcorn kernels. Dave Bowman Dec 1 #5

Obh, Nooooes! electric_blue68 Dec 1 #28

Lol! Dave Bowman Tuesday #31

Stuck in an MRI indefinitely? SheltieLover Dec 1 #7

Well at least it's pretty easy to guess, BlueKota Dec 1 #11

We are all dreaming of a Christmas without trump and I am Jewish LetMyPeopleVote Dec 1 #15

Snort!! Omg! electric_blue68 Tuesday #32

Liberation day is coming LetMyPeopleVote Dec 1 #12

Bitten by rabid partridge Phentex Dec 1 #13

And future generations of American children will learn the song GopherGal Dec 1 #29

Abducted and probed by the real aliens... sop Dec 1 #14

I wouldn't mind being abducted stage left Dec 1 #24

S.I.D.S.--- Super Idiot Death Surprise. twodogsbarking Dec 1 #16

Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke. Blumancru Dec 1 #17

Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke. Blumancru Dec 1 #18

I found this Christmas card for you, Orrex! 70sEraVet Dec 1 #19

Boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Marcuse Dec 1 #20

No trolls today? murielm99 Dec 1 #22

Unfortunately not. stage left Dec 1 #23

Treated by a "non-professional" nurse Blue Owl Dec 1 #25

Love it malaise Tuesday #34

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 1 #26

This belongs here: True Dough Dec 1 #30

No but malaise Tuesday #33

It was perfect. The perfectest ever. Orrex Tuesday #35

Of course malaise Tuesday #36

hlthe2b

(112,441 posts)

1. "Let me at 'em"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:37 AM

Dec 1

2MuchNoise

(688 posts)

2. Fell asleep at the dinner table and drowned when he faceplanted in the puddle of ketchup on his plate.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:45 AM

Dec 1

surfered

(10,719 posts)

3. No, but based upon this photo, he's getting closer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:46 AM

Dec 1

Dave Bowman

(6,444 posts)

6. Hey, faster grim reaper!

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:51 AM

Dec 1

SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

8. Already looks dead, imo.

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:55 AM

Dec 1

Orrex

(66,523 posts)

9. I'm amazed that he hasn't had the photographer executed

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:10 AM

Dec 1

SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

10. "Off with his head," the drama queen will demand!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #9)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:20 AM

Dec 1

If he were a decent person, I'd be concerned about elder abuse.

MiHale

(12,453 posts)

21. Wait just a sec....his hat...

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:49 AM

Dec 1

Says America is Back…he’s done fixing America….SO QUIT AND GET LOST.

Coldwater

(745 posts)

4. Everyone would immediately know who they were talking about

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:48 AM

Dec 1

wearing this hat

electric_blue68

(25,365 posts)

27. BWAH!

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 07:04 PM

Dec 1

Dave Bowman

(6,444 posts)

5. Yeah, and just before dying he swallowed a bag of popcorn kernels.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:50 AM

Dec 1

The cremation will be epic.

electric_blue68

(25,365 posts)

28. Obh, Nooooes!

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 07:14 PM

Dec 1

Crematorium Staffer to another:
"Wait... Do you hear that?".
CS2: "What?"
CS1: "That"....
CS2 pauses, and listens.
CS2: "Umm...is that popcorn popping??!!!".
CS1: "Omg! I think you're right!".

Dave Bowman

(6,444 posts)

31. Lol!

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #28)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:22 AM

Tuesday

SheltieLover

(75,597 posts)

7. Stuck in an MRI indefinitely?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:54 AM

Dec 1

Spontaneosly fell asleep and smothered in his mc donald's grease burger? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220839408 )

BlueKota

(4,989 posts)

11. Well at least it's pretty easy to guess,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:33 AM

Dec 1

what's on alot of Christmas wishlists this year!

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,731 posts)

15. We are all dreaming of a Christmas without trump and I am Jewish

Reply to BlueKota (Reply #11)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:52 AM

Dec 1

electric_blue68

(25,365 posts)

32. Snort!! Omg!

Reply to BlueKota (Reply #11)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:57 PM

Tuesday

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,731 posts)

12. Liberation day is coming

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:45 AM

Dec 1

Phentex

(16,682 posts)

13. Bitten by rabid partridge

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:46 AM

Dec 1

and then we can really celebrate the holidays

GopherGal

(2,761 posts)

29. And future generations of American children will learn the song

Reply to Phentex (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:27 PM

Dec 1

and why Americans started celebrating Christmas by decorating pear trees.

sop

(17,139 posts)

14. Abducted and probed by the real aliens...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:51 AM

Dec 1

stage left

(3,179 posts)

24. I wouldn't mind being abducted

Reply to sop (Reply #14)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:31 AM

Dec 1

If we can leave out the probing and I can take my daughter, her dog, and my cat.

twodogsbarking

(17,246 posts)

16. S.I.D.S.--- Super Idiot Death Surprise.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:53 AM

Dec 1

Blumancru

(149 posts)

17. Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:00 AM

Dec 1

A coffin large enough can’t be found. He is given an enema and then fits in a used KFC bucket.
Mailorderia bats eyelashes at Mark Kelly but is rejected.

Blumancru

(149 posts)

18. Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:01 AM

Dec 1

A coffin large enough can’t be found. He is given an enema and then fits in a used KFC bucket.
Mailorderia bats eyelashes at Mark Kelly but is rejected.

70sEraVet

(5,192 posts)

19. I found this Christmas card for you, Orrex!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:44 AM

Dec 1

Marcuse

(8,747 posts)

20. Boys in the newsroom got a running bet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:48 AM

Dec 1

murielm99

(32,570 posts)

22. No trolls today?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:01 AM

Dec 1

stage left

(3,179 posts)

23. Unfortunately not.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:25 AM

Dec 1

But we can dream.

Blue Owl

(58,059 posts)

25. Treated by a "non-professional" nurse

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 01:35 PM

Dec 1

malaise

(291,754 posts)

34. Love it

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #25)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 01:00 PM

Tuesday

Nicely played😀

niyad

(129,032 posts)

26. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 06:28 PM

Dec 1

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

True Dough

(25,469 posts)

30. This belongs here:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:02 PM

Dec 1

malaise

(291,754 posts)

33. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:58 PM

Tuesday

He’s lying about the MRI soooooo

Orrex

(66,523 posts)

35. It was perfect. The perfectest ever.

Reply to malaise (Reply #33)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 01:08 PM

Tuesday

malaise

(291,754 posts)

36. Of course

Reply to Orrex (Reply #35)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 01:26 PM

Tuesday

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