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Orrex

(66,527 posts) Tue Nov 25, 2025, 07:12 AM Nov 25

Is he dead yet?

Skewered by Slovenian Christmas tree while it was being installed?

Thrown overboard by retired Navy Captain Mark Kelly?

Thrown out an airlock by former astronaut Mike Kelly?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 25 OP

No but sometimes things happen Coldwater Nov 25 #1

Well lookie lookie malaise Nov 25 #32

He's not dead but the news says there is a delay in his health insurance plan being released. twodogsbarking Nov 25 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 25 #3

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 25 #8

One can hope it's soon! SheltieLover Nov 25 #11

Now would be good. niyad Nov 25 #13

Yesterday would've been even better! SheltieLover Nov 25 #15

YES!!! niyad Nov 25 #20

And 79 yrs ago the best option! SheltieLover Nov 25 #22

Soon! SheltieLover Nov 25 #10

Waiting, but not nearly as cheerfully as Louis GopherGal Nov 25 #23

But we will all be singing What A Wonderful World when he croaks! SheltieLover Nov 25 #24

I suspect the glee will be too great to restrain to a single tune... GopherGal Nov 25 #26

Great choices! SheltieLover Nov 25 #27

I don't have a great variety of genres GopherGal Nov 25 #30

One of my favs! SheltieLover Nov 25 #31

Frozen to death by the frosty glare of the Ice Queen, Tanuki Nov 25 #4

Falls face-down in his own gilded toilet throne Wicked Blue Nov 25 #5

Eps skeleton publicly rattling in his closet pushed him to fatal 19th nervous breakdown? SheltieLover Nov 25 #6

Snapped his spine, bending over backwards for Putin. surfered Nov 25 #7

Bizarre golf course incident surfered Nov 25 #9

Shark or electrocution? Easterncedar Nov 25 #18

Empty G crushes his windpipe in a thigh lock Blumancru Nov 25 #12

You nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Nov 25 #14

nulva? I'll be laughing all day. yonder Nov 25 #19

"I used to have patience..." hlthe2b Nov 25 #16

House of Turds twodogsbarking Nov 25 #17

Scrooge/thank you very very much cbabe Nov 25 #21

Maybe Thanksgiving morning we'll awake to good news Grim Chieftain Nov 25 #25

It's not Christmas yet BWdem4life Nov 25 #28

No but malaise Nov 25 #29

Coldwater

(748 posts)

1. No but sometimes things happen

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 07:23 AM

Nov 25

that sadly we can't control

malaise

(291,782 posts)

32. Well lookie lookie

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 03:44 PM

Nov 25

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220830388
Things are looking up

twodogsbarking

(17,274 posts)

2. He's not dead but the news says there is a delay in his health insurance plan being released.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 07:59 AM

Nov 25

Not, I repeat not, making this up.

niyad

(129,076 posts)

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:12 AM

Nov 25

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,742 posts)

8. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:36 AM

Nov 25

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

11. One can hope it's soon!

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:14 AM

Nov 25

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(129,076 posts)

13. Now would be good.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:39 AM

Nov 25

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

15. Yesterday would've been even better!

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:41 AM

Nov 25

niyad

(129,076 posts)

20. YES!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #15)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:33 AM

Nov 25

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

22. And 79 yrs ago the best option!

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:46 AM

Nov 25

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

10. Soon!

Reply to niyad (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:14 AM

Nov 25

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

GopherGal

(2,761 posts)

23. Waiting, but not nearly as cheerfully as Louis

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 11:03 AM

Nov 25

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SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

24. But we will all be singing What A Wonderful World when he croaks!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #23)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 11:20 AM

Nov 25

GopherGal

(2,761 posts)

26. I suspect the glee will be too great to restrain to a single tune...

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #24)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 11:33 AM

Nov 25

We are Democrats, after all.

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SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

27. Great choices!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #26)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 11:46 AM

Nov 25

Last edited Tue Nov 25, 2025, 02:57 PM - Edit history (1)

I suspect the celebration will be ongoing for quite a while, so plenty of time to line up a lengthy play list!

GopherGal

(2,761 posts)

30. I don't have a great variety of genres

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #27)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 02:38 PM

Nov 25

but once people are tired from all the unaccustomed dancing, there's this:

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or a more abbreviated version
https://youtube.com/shorts/vxZUnClmZnE?]

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

31. One of my favs!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #30)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 02:58 PM

Nov 25

Ty for sharing!

Tanuki

(16,234 posts)

4. Frozen to death by the frosty glare of the Ice Queen,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:19 AM

Nov 25

who was infuriated that she once again was forced to pretend to geeve a fock about Creesmus for a few minutes upon the arrival of the beautiful Clydesdales hauling the majestic White House Christmas tree?

Wicked Blue

(8,398 posts)

5. Falls face-down in his own gilded toilet throne

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:22 AM

Nov 25

SheltieLover

(75,606 posts)

6. Eps skeleton publicly rattling in his closet pushed him to fatal 19th nervous breakdown?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:25 AM

Nov 25

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surfered

(10,742 posts)

7. Snapped his spine, bending over backwards for Putin.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:34 AM

Nov 25

surfered

(10,742 posts)

9. Bizarre golf course incident

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:42 AM

Nov 25

Easterncedar

(5,357 posts)

18. Shark or electrocution?

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:14 AM

Nov 25

He said he would choose electrocution, but why not both?

Blumancru

(150 posts)

12. Empty G crushes his windpipe in a thigh lock

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:24 AM

Nov 25

His nulva thwarts attempts to reopen the airway, as valuable minutes are lost when they can’t decide whether to call a tracheotomist or a gynecologist.
In a surprising move, Mailorderia quickly moves in with Don jr.
As no moneymaking opportunity can be allowed to slip away untapped, portions of his ashes are sold online to his fans in tiny plastic urns spray painted gold.
Proceeds go to the family’s favorite charity, themselves.

niyad

(129,076 posts)

14. You nearly owed me a keyboard.

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:40 AM

Nov 25

yonder

(10,211 posts)

19. nulva? I'll be laughing all day.

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:26 AM

Nov 25

hlthe2b

(112,444 posts)

16. "I used to have patience..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:41 AM

Nov 25

"NO LONGER!"

twodogsbarking

(17,274 posts)

17. House of Turds

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:51 AM

Nov 25

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Turds