Treat them like the unruly kids they are.

How do I get on his mailing list? Must investigate.

A first. Waiting in the same PO box is the weekly beg from Jared Golden, some 3000 miles away.

I hope he likes profanity. I'll share anything interesting after going to the post office. Informed Delivery is often a day early, since the post office is probably 50 miles from the secret scanning facility.

Epstein photos and questions? Likely, as extra credit material.

Worth a postage stamp if it's not a postage paid reply? Sure. I'll keep it (somewhat) clean. Postal rules.

On some app that Mike was promoting?

Mike Johnson said he and his 17-year-old son use an app that alerts each other if they look at porn

https://news.yahoo.com/mike-johnson-said-17-old-161504261.html