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Orrex

(66,669 posts) Wed Jun 11, 2025, 06:16 AM Jun 2025

Is he dead yet?

After ABC executives sucked his d-- Wait.
After being... so dutifully serviced by ABC's top brass, his heart finally gave out?

Died of suicide while the guards were "asleep" and the cameras "malfunctioning?"

Rejected the court's verdict and took poison right there in the courtroom?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jun 2025 OP

Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade lapfog_1 Jun 2025 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 2025 #2

No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event malaise Jun 2025 #3

Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception... hlthe2b Jun 2025 #7

Love him malaise Jun 2025 #8

The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park Submariner Jun 2025 #13

It was brilliant malaise Jun 2025 #14

Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors. surfered Jun 2025 #4

... hlthe2b Jun 2025 #5

Hehe malaise Jun 2025 #9

No, but we are another day closer... SheltieLover Jun 2025 #6

A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year. twodogsbarking Jun 2025 #10

You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do? Gimpyknee Jun 2025 #11

It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick Orrex Jun 2025 #12

That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so... SheltieLover Jun 2025 #18

Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes? niyad Jun 2025 #15

Tell that to the worst liar on the planet malaise Jun 2025 #16

Not yet Lord ? republianmushroom Jun 2025 #17

Is he dead yet? No, damn it! ShazzieB Jun 2025 #19

lapfog_1

(31,641 posts)

1. Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 06:22 AM

Jun 2025

caught in a Waymo vehicle fire while personally commanding the troops in Los Angeles

tripped over his long red tie while trying to climb the stairs into AF1 and fell to his death.

crushed by the new flagpole in what was the rose garden at the white house because the concrete had not set yet.

niyad

(129,505 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 06:27 AM

Jun 2025

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(292,680 posts)

3. No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 06:28 AM

Jun 2025

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220385609

hlthe2b

(112,793 posts)

7. Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception...

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:57 AM

Jun 2025

malaise

(292,680 posts)

8. Love him

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:02 AM

Jun 2025

😀

Submariner

(13,247 posts)

13. The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:28 AM

Jun 2025

Followed by the racist baboon.

malaise

(292,680 posts)

14. It was brilliant

Reply to Submariner (Reply #13)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:41 AM

Jun 2025

Rec

surfered

(11,462 posts)

4. Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 06:47 AM

Jun 2025

hlthe2b

(112,793 posts)

5. ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:35 AM

Jun 2025

"Just biding my time..."

malaise

(292,680 posts)

9. Hehe

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:16 AM

Jun 2025

😀

SheltieLover

(76,717 posts)

6. No, but we are another day closer...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:38 AM

Jun 2025

Progress. You know, good things are worth the wait.

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

10. A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:41 AM

Jun 2025

Gimpyknee

(1,025 posts)

11. You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:06 AM

Jun 2025

Orrex

(66,669 posts)

12. It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:23 AM

Jun 2025

Looking forward to your contribution tomorrow.

SheltieLover

(76,717 posts)

18. That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #12)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 12:59 PM

Jun 2025

niyad

(129,505 posts)

15. Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes?

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:37 AM

Jun 2025

malaise

(292,680 posts)

16. Tell that to the worst liar on the planet

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:38 AM

Jun 2025

That is all

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)

17. Not yet Lord ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:39 AM

Jun 2025

Your not doing your part Lord. Lets get it together, Lord.

ShazzieB

(22,202 posts)

19. Is he dead yet? No, damn it!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:15 PM

Jun 2025

But it HAS to happen sometime...right?

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