What a treasure trove of dirt is the National Enquirer

This publication has been buying stories about the orange menace since long before he entered politics. Would be a shame if someone sauntered into the offices of the National Enquirer, all cash-flashy and eager to get all chummy with the head Pecker in charge and offer a premium price for their captured stories. I’m inclined to think Pecker has no more integrity than anyone in TACO World, so it’s not hard to imagine they could come to a mutually beneficial agreement.