..... a Second Ammendment gift box and some hollow pointers.

Then let them work out their differences at a pace they feel comfortable.

One eats like crap and the other pops all sorts of crap... their life expectancy by living this way, is rather short, so let mother nature give them a miserable remaining year's... as they both become irrelevant.

Isn't that...does that mean...oh, where's my fainting couch and my pearls?!?