God I can think of some great openers.

Warms the cockles of my heart to consider the existential crisis going on inside the heads of all the scum within their orbits, which have just gone all akimbo. Like minor children (or suckerfish) they have to pick a parent (or new host) and lines are being drawn already. I haven’t figured out what’s going on with the muskrat hiring Pee Wee German’s wife, but I hope it ends horribly.

But Musk needs to win first before we take out the trash w/Elon.

And is the richest man in the world. This goes as far as Musk wants to carry it.

He's crazier than trump in his own way.