Spurious News: The Internet's reaction to Musk's allegation Trump is in the Epstein Files

FROM AMERICA (Spurious News Network) -- Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink and The Boring Company CEO, former head of the Department of Government Efficiency and Donald Trump's Primary Benefactor in the 2024 Presidential Election Elon Musk claims King Donald Trump is in pedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein's records of people who traveled to Epstein's island for illicit sexual encounters with minors, documents which have become known as The Epstein Files.

Reaction on the Internet has come fast and furious. A sample of the comments:

"No shit."
"Of course he is."
"Trump lived on Epstein's private jet. If you don't think he flew to the island at least a few times there is something wrong with you."
"Couldn't you have told us this BEFORE the election?"
"Everyone already knew that. Thanks for confirming it, asshole."
"I can't understand why anyone would think he wouldn't be. Epstein was managing his money for years. He needed some way to keep Trump in line, and a sword of Damocles like telling Trump 'you go against me and I'll let the world know you're fucking 15-year-old girls' would have been perfect."
"Isn't Trump the guy who said in public he wanted to screw his own daughter?"
"The wild thing isn't that Trump broke off his friendship with Epstein but that Epstein broke off his friendship with Trump. You must be really awful to have that happen."
"In other shocking news, the sky is blue, water is wet and cigarettes are bad for you."
"Was getting your taxes cut so important to you that you'd let this go until now?"
"Dude. if you would have used something besides Elmer's to stick your trucks together you wouldn't have had to buy the election so you could shut down the agency that regulates cars."
"We've seen the pictures of Trump and Epstein together. OF COURSE Trump is in those damned files!"
"The worst problem is, even if they can pull out a photo of Trump doing the deed with a minor the fucking Republicans aren't going to do shit to him."